So I Tied An Onion To My Belt Which Was The Style At The Time
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Top 10 Funniest Grampa Simpson Quotes
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I Used To Be With It, But Then They Changed What It Was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!
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#3
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You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.
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#4
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That doll is evil, I tells ya! Evil! EEEE-VIL! (Marge tells him he said that about all the presents) “I just want attention”
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#5
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Why, I Go In And Out Of Comas All The%u2026 Zzzzz
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#6
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I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri
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#7
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Stop your snickering! I spent three years on that turlet
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#8
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Thomas Bates
Matlock!
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#9
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Now, my story begins in 19 dickety two. We had to say dickety cause the Kaiser had stolen out word 20
