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    1Homer, you don't know how to box, you're 38 years old, and you haven't gotten any exercise since grade school. Of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle. Before you eve suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 2"You awful man! Stay away from my son!" suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 3"You crum-bum! You looked me straight in the eye and lied to me!" suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 4Oh, for Pete's sake, Bart, use the plunger suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 5When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 6He's a whole new person, Lisa. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 7Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 8That's true... but he shouldn't say it. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 9Yes, they're better... socially better. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 10We were using fifty dollar bills as toilet paper, and toilet paper as dog toilet paper. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 11How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 12And you'll lose weight? suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 13They told us what to wear, how to dress, which clothes we should put on. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 14But I thought broccoli was%u2014 suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 15Seventy dollars. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 16Lisa needs braces. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 17Cheer up, Homey. You don't need friends to be happy. I haven't had a friend in years suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 18It saved our marriage. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 19Why? Am I pregnant? suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 20Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 21Bart, company's coming, go put doilies under the coasters, hurry, hurry! suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 22Oh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste. Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party? suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 23Well, maybe we could use it once and then return it suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 24It's just not a dinner party without a melon baller. And we'll need a citrus zester, a ravioli crimper... Ooh, an oyster mallet! Made in USA? Oh, no, thank you. suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 25Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 26I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. [goes into the dining room and speaks to herself in another voice] Hello Marge, how's the family? [in reg suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 27Homer, you sing all the time suggested byCatherine Ray
  • 28I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are suggested byCatherine Ray

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