"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - Dr. Strangelove
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Top 10 funniest movie quotes
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"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - Airplane
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"These go to eleven." - This is Spinal Tap
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"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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"What makes you think she's a witch?" "Well, she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better." "Burn her anyway!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"...Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man." - The Big Lebowski
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"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." - Napoleon Dynamite
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"...First, take a big step back - and literally f--k your own face!" - Tropic Thunder
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"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." - Annie Hall
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"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
