Top 20 Weirdly Sexualized Cartoon Characters
#20: Heloise Nerz [AKA Hello Nurse]
“Animaniacs” (1993-98) It’s pretty obvious that the Marilyn-Monroe inspired Minerva Mink from “Animaniacs” was drawn to be a bombshell. However, the only character on the show that could steal the spotlight from that blonde was the Warner Bros studio medic, Heloiz Nurse. Her breathtaking physique and sultry voice are enough to make anyone want to book an appointment with her. But what really makes her desirable is how multi-talented she is. She’s a genius, balances many careers and has inspired one of the show’s most iconic catchphrases, “Hello Nurse!” Fans never wanted to say goodbye to this medical professional after she first walked into a room.
#19: XJ-9 [AKA Jennifer "Jenny" Wakeman]
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“My Life as a Teenage Robot” (2003-09) Arguably, the biggest reason fans still hope for a revival of “My Life as a Teenage Robot” is the star herself, Jenny aka XJ-9. She’s bubbly, heroic, and chock full of more weapons and gadgets than anyone can count. Her memorable mechanical outfit also helped her soar right into the hearts of fans. The crop top, miniskirt, and boots combo she was designed to wear definitely turned some heads. Just a word of caution – she doesn’t always know her own strength, and her track record with love isn’t the best. But at the end of the day, Jenny just wants to feel loved and accepted by everyone. That relatability makes her all the more attractive to everyone she saves.
#18: Bugs Bunny
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“Looney Tunes” franchise (1930-) “Looney Tunes” fans already love Bugs Bunny for his witty attitude and cleverness. But what makes him attractive? Well, Bugs is long, furred, and handsome. And we have to admit that he can wear a dress better than practically any other hare out there. Bugs is so irresistible that he’s gotten everyone from Lola to Elmer Fudd to swoon over him. Additionally, the confident way he carries himself no matter what role he’s playing also helps make him more of a knockout. Outside of the world of “Looney Tunes”, real-life superstar RuPaul admitted that Bugs helped get him into drag. How many other rabbits can say they’ve inspired an icon?
#17: Gadget Hackwrench
“Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers” (1989-90) Chip and Dale weren’t the only ones smitten when they first met Gadget. Her vibrant personality and the fact that she’s a mechanical genius that can solve problems others simply overlook got our attention. Of course, she’s not so bad on the eyes either. She’s literally the only Rescue Ranger who wears any pants on the team, and yet her jumpsuit barely hides her feminine figure. The subtlety only adds to her cute and innocent charm. According to some news outlets, Gadget actually inspired a real life religion. But if any acolytes were hoping to woo her, Zipper would let them know that he beat them to the punch.
#16: Rouge the Bat
“Sonic X” (2003-05) There are certain characters in the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoons that even the titular blue blur had to slow down to see more of. For the longest time, Princess Sally from “Sonic SatAM” was the franchise’s fan favorite thanks to her slim physique and minimalistic outfits. (*xref) But “Sonic X” upset the status quo when they brought in the voluptuous Rouge the Bat. Surprisingly, she may be even more curvy and buxom in the anime than she ever was in the video games. But don’t let her feminine charms fool you. She’s a master thief with an obsession for gems and a complex relationship with Knuckles. Also beware, her kisses can be deadly—just ask poor Tails.
#15: Helen Parr [AKA Elastigirl]
“The Incredibles” (2004) & “The Incredibles 2” (2018) Outside of her stretchy talents, Helen Parr’s other superpower seems to be her ability to become even more attractive with every passing year. This heroine manages to juggle her parental responsibilities with her superhero career while looking stunning the entire time. Although she doesn’t always see it herself, Helen’s got an incredible physique. Her superhuman elasticity also gives her some extra flexibility all wrapped up in a skin-tight suit. It's easy to see why she was the best choice to represent the Supers Legalization Cause. Between Helen’s gorgeous looks and incredible skills, she’s truly the entire package. No offense, Mr. Incredible.
#14: Throttle, Modo & Vinnie
"Biker Mice from Mars" (1993-96) There is life on other planets… and it’s tearing up the cosmos in futuristic choppers. Meet Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie – the three Martian freedom fighters on the run from some tyrannical fishes. Throttle is the strong and silent leader, Modo is the muscle, and Vinnie is the hotheaded lady’s man. These rodent riders are hardcore to the max. They show off their passion for motorsports while wearing wild biker outfits that perfectly highlight their ripped muscles. Although you’d never expect a MOUSE to be a rebellious beefcake, there are three characters who would upset your expectations. Even though the mice are slimmed down in the 2006 reboot, that doesn’t change how eye-catching they are.
#13: Lois Griffin
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“Family Guy” (1999-) The smartest thing that the dimwitted Peter Griffin ever did was propose to Lois. It’s extremely admirable that she has enough patience to put up with Peter’s shenanigans every week. On top of that, we’d be lying if we didn’t recognize how much of a knockout she is. Her red locks and slim figure make her one of the most beautiful women in Quahog. Is it any wonder why Brian and Quagmire lust after her so much? Since the showrunners definitely recognize Lois’ appeal, they aren’t shy to showcase it in any way they can imagine. Millions of viewers are left spellbound by this auburn goddess’ spell every week. How else could they overlook her nasally shrill voice?
#12: The Beast
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“Beauty and the Beast” (1991) The villagers all worship Gaston as the bravest, most handsome hunter in the land. But the one who’s caught our eye is hairier and beefier than him. That’s right, we’re talking about his beast. And not his human form either. The hunkiest guy in this French village is long, tan, and hairy. He can tower over any man and fight off an entire pack of wolves if you need him to. Plus, wouldn’t you feel safe with those big arms wrapped around you? Sure, he has a temper problem. But that’s only because he’s been cursed to remain a monster until he can find his true love. All he needs is the right partner to melt his icy heart.
#11: Josephine "Josie" McCoy, Valerie Brown, & Melody Valentine
"Josie and the Pussycats" (1970-71) & “Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space” (1972) Based on the Archie Comics of the same name, the series follows the titular Pussycats as they find themselves mixed up in crazy adventures and dangerous missions. This adorable trio also has to make sure to make it to their next gig amidst all the chaos. Along with their musical talent, what really makes the trio stand out is their ridiculously cute ensemble. Their leopard-printed leotards, trademark long tails and kitty ear hats are all iconic. And each one of the musicians has such unique merits that it’s nearly impossible for fans to pick a favorite. Between their bold costume choices and personalities, the pussycats will always leave fans screaming for more…If they ever make it to their gig, that is.
#10: April O'Neil
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“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” (1987-96) No one pulls off a yellow jumpsuit like this TV reporter. She’s been reimagined many different ways over the years. While Megan Fox’s version of the character was a knockout, it’s the heroine’s depiction in the first animated series that has a curiously enduring appeal all its own. April’s intelligence, bravery and plucky attitude made her attractive both as an ally to the turtles and for fans of the show. This ginger stunner is total crush fuel and undoubtedly a major reason why Channel 6 News got such good ratings. When she dresses up, Ms. O’Neil leaves the turtles stunned. Even when turned into a fish mutant hybrid, she’s still pretty cute.
#9: Cleo
“Pinocchio” (1940) The classic gangster threat of “sleeping with the fishes'' may not sound half-bad if it means you get to hang out with Geppetto’s aquatic pet. First appearing way back in 1940, this golden swimmer has the eyes and lips of a classic Hollywood beauty. We get the impression that she has a thing for Geppetto’s cat Figaro, but luckily for her fans, the feline definitely doesn’t reciprocate. Beneath her golden scaly figure, she’s also loyal and honest. Although Cleo doesn’t like Geppetto’s naming skills, she sticks with her owner even when they’re swallowed by Monstro the giant whale. While she’s not as traditionally attractive as some Disney princesses, Cleo’s as captivating as any mermaid.
#8: Tiger on the Bus / Tiger Back-Up Dancers
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“Zootopia” (2016) While Zootopia has a suave lion mayor, it's the tigers who really win the hearts and minds of audiences. As Judy Hopps, who’s nicely lithe and attractive herself, tries to solve a case involving predators mysteriously going crazy, she inadvertently sparks public fears about carnivores. During a montage, this bunny in blue spots a tiger on the train experiencing some unfair discrimination. But the internet didn’t care that he was an apex predator. They simply swooned hard over this gentle yet sophisticated striped lothario. Meanwhile, during the film’s closing, a pop star voiced by Shakira named Gazelle is flanked by a new foursome of beefy tigers - and these fierce predators definitely made the fans go meow.
#7: Lion-O
“ThunderCats” (1985-89) In the jungle of fans’ hearts, the lord of the alien feline humanoids reigns supreme. Physically, he looks like an unshaved Arnold Schwarzenegger. But admirers seem more interested in petting his fur than seeing it gone. Since this beefcake is the leader of his pride, calling him prince charming is more than accurate. This royal also wields some impressive equipment. His Sword of Omens has the power to expand when the occasion calls for it. The blade also gives him sight beyond sight and can even stand up to Excalibur. While he’s all hunk on the outside, he’s as gentle as a kitten on the inside. Given Lion-O’s complex origin story, it’s probably best that we avoid overanalyzing this beloved ‘80s cartoon character.
#6: Erin Esurance
Various Esurance Commercials (2004-10) The pink-haired spy slash insurance company spokeswoman was meant to attract policy sales, not the gaze of viewers. But whether she was on the slopes, in the ring or fresh out of the shower, Erin always managed to look her best. Her catlike green eyes, curvy silhouette and saucy demeanor really got into some customers’ heads. While a corporate mascot attracting eyeballs is normally a good thing, the company didn’t like the kind of attention she was getting. Adult fan art of the pink-haired bombshell started blowing up everywhere online. When combined with the fact that Erin wasn’t polling well with viewers, she got cancelled. This sultry spy will live on forever as an internet legend however.
#5: The Chipettes
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“Alvin and the Chipmunks” (1983-90) These female foils to the titular rodent rockers refuse to play second fiddle. After the trio first stepped into the spotlight in 1983, they appeared alongside their male counterparts on the small and big screens. Each member of this terrific threesome has a different appeal for fans. Brittany is the strong willed and sometimes domineering leader of the trio. Jeanette is the brains of the outfit. If you’ve got a thing for librarians, she’s the one for you. Rounding out the pop group is Eleanor, an adorable sweetheart with plenty of talent. This trio has been making fans want to rock for decades now. It’s no surprise that there are people who want to sing duets with these legendary performers.
#4: Ms. Sara Bellum
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“The Powerpuff Girls” (1998-2005) This sultry secretary is made of sugar, spice and everything nice. Her personality makes her the perfect surrogate mother figure to the three diminutive superheroines. Although Miss Bellum may be matronly, there’s so much more to her than just compassion and smarts. The way she's drawn, her appealing voice and her strawberry curls drive the people of Townsville wild. Miss Bellum has an equally stimulating effect on viewers as well. While we’ve only seen fleeting glimpses of her face, multiple characters have confirmed that she’s a stunner. Whether she’s suggestively sharpening the Mayor’s pencil or catfighting female supervillain Sedusa, she’s always…well, perfect. We just can’t get enough of this loyal and mayoral secretary.
#3: Skeletor
“He-Man and the Masters of the Universe” (1983-85) While it’s easy to see a buff hero’s virtues, this blue meanie actually has a lot going for him. For one, his chiseled and massive muscles are easily a match for any jacked-up jock. We admit that the villain’s face is kind of boney. But he has several other attractive qualities. Unlike He-Man, who thinks whipping out a big sword solves everything, he’s creative with his evil plans. And if passionate people inspire passion in others, Skeletor’s drive will make you feel like you can do anything. This villain will never pretend to be your white knight. However, he might just be the gothic ghoul of your secret desires. After all, who doesn’t love a brooding bad boy with a soft spot for animals?
#2: Æon Flux
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“Æon Flux” (1991-95) Svelte yet voluptuous, this self-directed spy from the society of Monica is the flexible field agent of our dystopian dreams. The future world she inhabits seems utterly nightmarish. But we would go there in a heartbeat for a chance to go undercover with her. From her high cheekbones to the soles of her feet, every part of the lean lady’s body is a weapon. The constant danger that this femme fatale faces only adds to her sensual magnetism. It’s no wonder that her arch-nemesis and sometimes partner Trevor Goodchild became as obsessed with Æeon as every teenager in the ‘90s was.
#1: Lola Bunny
“Space Jam” (1996) It’s pretty normal to associate rabbits with fertility. But the mammal took on a whole new association in a popular live-action animated hybrid ‘90s movie. And, no, we’re not talking about Bugs. Lola strutted onto the court, completely captured Bugs’ attention and hopped straight into the hearts of loyal Looney Tunes lovers. Her hourglass figure cuts quite the silhouette. And Lola’s no-nonsense personality meant she wouldn’t let you pigeonhole her or call her doll. Her hyper-feminine attributes confused and/or awakened things in more than a few fans over the years. From her blonde-trusses to her balling ability, this tantalizing toon will always be our MVP.
