Top 10 Most Bizarre Celebrity Home Invasions
#10: Sylvester Stallone
In late 2010, Sly got a taste of what it felt like to be in one of his movies when an intruder hopped a few fences, took out a pit bull and ended up in his Los Angeles estate. However, things took a strange turn when the intruder – Damon T. Dana – began to work out and do martial arts in Stallone’s backyard in a bizarre effort to impress him. Having moved from Germany to the United States to become an action star, he figured he would take the fast track by trespassing on Stallone’s property and wooing him with his skills. Since then, Dana has been seen harassing actor Ed Helms, Arnold Schwarzenegger and bodybuilder Rich Piana.
#9: Pamela Anderson
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Back in 2001, Anderson arrived at her Malibu home one day and, to her horror, found a homeless woman that had snuck in and was wearing her iconic red bathing suit. To make matters creepier, the woman had already been living there for days, unbeknownst to Anderson, who had noticed that her food and clothes had been disappearing. The woman was also found with a letter that said, "I'm not a lesbian; I just want to touch you." When police arrived at the scene, the woman began slashing at her wrists, but was eventually extracted from the home and deported.
#8: Urijah Faber
While entertaining some company at his home in Sacramento, California one day in 2015, an unknown woman barged into the home of MMA fighter and actor Urijah Faber through an unlocked front door and headed straight for hiss bathroom, where she proceeded to lock herself in. Upon calling the police, the door was finally pried open after a few hours, revealing an unconscious woman and a floor covered with vomit and feces, all caught on the Faber's Snapchat story. Needless to say, the police arrested the party pooper, although it’s safe to say the clean-up operation was left for another team.
#7: Queen Elizabeth II
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In what came to be known as the biggest security breach of the century for the Royal Family, a British man named Michael Fagan climbed a 14-foot wall topped with barbed wire and shinnied up a drainpipe to enter Buckingham Palace. Barefoot and drunk, Fagan wandered around the palace and finally found the Queen’s bedroom, which he entered before pulling back the curtains of her bed and startling her. Apparently, it was not the first time he broke into the palace; the first time, he remained undetected as he tried out the “Royal thrones” – so to speak – and urinated on some dog food. Of course, he wasn’t as lucky the second time around.
#6: Celine Dion
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While Dion and her now late husband René Angélil were away in September of 2011, a 36-year-old man used a garage door opener to enter their luxury home outside Montreal, Quebec. Rather than stealing anything, however, the man helped himself to pastries from the fridge and then wandered upstairs to the bathroom. When police arrived at the mansion after the alarm system was triggered, they found the man pouring himself a hot bath and quickly arrested him. Oddly, the first words the man allegedly said to police on seeing them was: “Hey guys, what are you doing here?”
#5: Madonna
We doubt anyone is as devoted as Madonna fan Grzegorz Matlok, who travelled to England from Poland for the sole reason of being with the Queen of Pop, whom he claimed sent him "special messages.” He ended up breaking into her Wiltshire estate in Yorkshire, only to try on some clothes belonging to ex-husband Guy Ritchie and set fire to some other ones. After being arrested and deported back to Poland, he came back a year later to her London mansion and broke in with a plan to wait for her in the pool. Needless to say, things didn’t go the way he expected.
#4: Sean Combs
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don’t think it’s always true. Combs, also known as Diddy and Puff Daddy, was away when Quamine Taylor, who has a history of mental illness, broke into his East Hampton mansion through an unlocked door and lived like a king for 24 hours. He raided the fridge, dressed up in the artist’s fanciest clothes, and enjoyed some booze before finally getting arrested. He later told cops that he had been at the estate often through the years, and had been caught the first time while intoxicated in the rapper’s pool.
#3: Simon Cowell
This one might make you even more afraid of what’s in your closet. Cowell was watching TV when he heard a loud noise come from the bathroom. Upon going to investigate, he discovered a woman standing on a flat roof outside the broken bathroom window, holding a brick with bloody hands and screaming. Running away in terror, Cowell called police, who searched the property through and finally found the woman in the house – seven feet up on a shelf in a walk-in closet surrounded by blood-stained walls. She was found with no stolen items, her motive for the break-in apparently being to inflict some bodily harm on the English star.
#2: Bam Margera
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It’s safe to say that Margera has experienced quite a bit of insanity as a costar on the infamous “Jackass” series, but this insanity hit a little too close to home – literally. The actor awoke in his Philadelphia mansion to the kisses of a strange, fully-naked woman in his bed. Upon throwing the girl off him and calling 911, the woman began to touch herself, prompting Margera to throw her out of his home. After a manhunt in the rural property surrounding the mansion, the police found her hiding in a treehouse a few hours later.
#1: Nicolas Cage
It’s one thing to make a movie about a break-in; it’s another thing to live through it. This was Cage’s experience in his Orange County home one night while asleep in bed with his wife, his two-year-old son nearby in another room. The Oscar-winning actor woke up to find a naked man glaring at him in front of his bed, naked but for Cage’s leather jacket and eating a fudgesicle. Cage talked the mentally-disturbed man out of his house, and it wasn’t long before he moved out and took up residence in the Bahamas. Frankly, we don’t blame him.
