Top 10 Disturbing Call of Duty Zombies

Oh, look, everyone! It’s a meuchler, only it’s more grotesque and looks like it came crawling straight from Hell. These four-armed beasts are covered in spikes, bolts, and other metal parts. You’d think they’d come out of a lost “Doom” game! And ugh, is that long thing supposed to be its tongue?! To make life more difficult, Meistermeuchlers come in different varieties. If only we could use Hank’s Jeep to turn them all into roadkill. Unfortunately, they’re not the only creature of body horror to grace the “Call of Duty” franchise.

We love skating! Skating can be fun! You know what isn’t fun? Seeing a zombie in roller skates… The Skating Divas may have a groovy taste in music, but that does not make up for their terrible fashion sense. I mean, look at all of that decayed skin! Its like seeing your grandpa in a speedo and a sports bra! At least the disco music makes them noticeable, and we can easily avoid an explosive, afro-filled death. Sorry guys, but the 70’s called and they don’t want you back. Go back to your graves!

Don’t get us wrong - we love our zombies with a little bit of grossness to them. You know, the usual exposed brains, hanging guts, and dangling jaws. As for the Oozers, please excuse us while we go vomit out our insides. The acid leaking out of Oozers makes these zombies the most disgusting zombies on this list, and the black spots that cover their body definitely add to the gross factor. If we ever live long enough to witness the impending zombie apocalypse, we pray to God there won't be anything like the Oozers. Seriously, let us die with some dignity and cleanliness, please.

This big ape has certainly seen better days… The Cosmic Silverback was once sent into space by the Soviet Union only to come back as one of the most terrifying monkey zombies we've ever seen. Players can go up against him in the Dead Ops Arcade, and hot damn, our first go 'round almost made us wet our drawers! The vicious roars and one-hit kills make the Cosmic Silverback a frightening force to be reckoned with. Just wait til you get a load of his brother; he's a Cybernetic Silverback!

Some of the best boss battles we’ve had in gaming were going up against larger-than-life creatures. They were epic, they were intense, and most of all, they were fun. As for the Panzermorder--WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL IS THIS CRONENBERG MONSTROCITY?!?! Holy crap, if there was ever a living definition of “body horror” it is this! This creature is just a pure amalgamation of human remains and metal, and its more disgusting to look at than the Oozers. We like playing Zombies and all, but the Final Reich map is off the table for us! All aboard the NOPE train! Next stop, F-That City!

Many of the zombies on this list frighten us to the brim. Really, we can’t help unloading a full clip when going up against just one of these dudes, you know? When it comes to the Jumping Jacks, though, we go into “full panic” mode. My, what sharp teeth you have!! They may not be the most lethal of the bunch, but Jumping Jacks are terrifying in how they move around. A single one can be taken out easily, but in hordes, they are some serious nightmare fuel!

#4: Space Monkeys “Call of Duty: Black Ops” (2010) & “Black Ops III” (2015)

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You know, there’s a reason some of us don’t like playing the “Ascension” map in the first and third “Black Ops” games. It’s not the eerie setting that gets us - it’s those damn Space Monkeys! This is a zombified animal we’re dealing with, and they’re smart! Their melee attacks are fierce, they can throw back grenades, AND they know to attack the perk machines. It’s like they know how the game works! On top of that, they explode shortly after getting killed. So, these tiny buggers put a lot of stress on us! Part of us would rather deal with the Hellhounds…

If there was ever a more obvious definition of irony, this certainly takes the cake...or, in this case, brains. Horror icon George A. Romero has been famous for pioneering zombie movies, and now, in the first “Black Ops” game, he is one! During production of his latest film starring Danny Trejo, Michael Rooker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Robert Englund, Romero is taken by a real zombie and soon becomes infected. And boy, does the man have a temper! It’s almost terrifying to see him go into a fit of rage, charging at the player. We love you, Romero, but damn you can be terrifying!

Just when we thought things couldn’t get any worse, Infinity Ward goes and makes our worst nightmares come true. If you have a phobia of zombies, we really hope you’re not afraid of clowns. Otherwise, you’re gonna have a bad time in “Infinite Warfare”. Clown zombies are no laughing matter! They’ll charge at you faster than falling in a dunk tank, and they’re as explosive as a bottle full of seltzer water. So, when they’re arriving in hordes, clown zombies will quickly become the bane of your existence.

Okay, we have no problems with zombies eating humans (aside from, you know, the “killing” part of it), but we’ve never seen a zombie so hellbent on eating other zombies. Ladies and gentlemen, may we present...the Corpse Eater, also known as the “Void Sizzler” or “Void Gekocht”! These little buttmunchers will actively hunt down other zombies to grow stronger, and once they’re fully fueled, you’re practically guaranteed a game over. What makes it the most disturbing zombie is the fact that it’s basically committing cannibalism three times over for the sake of MORE cannibalism! That’s freakin’ screwed up, even for the zombies!!