Top 10 Celebrities With Insured Body Parts

With all due respect to the talent and musical legacy of this country legend, it’s not her clothes or hair that people gawk at when she takes the stage, it’s those gigantic breasts. Those massive, spectacular mammaries received the appropriate protection when Dolly Parton had those puppies ensured for $600,000. Well, now that we think about it, perhaps she got a raw deal because that’s most certainly a million dollar pair. Then again, Dolly’s from the old school and who can blame her for taking what she could get.

Once a homeless actor and now an icon, Daniel Craig likely wasn't thinking about insuring body parts in the early 90s. But as the 2000s commenced, Daniel Craig quickly became the cat’s ass of the British film scene, which made him the most obvious choice to step into the shoes of 007. By the time his second Bond outing came around, Craig essentially said “If you like it then you better put 9 mil it,” as his own body was insured for $9.5 million. Even today nobody knows what “Quantum of Solace” actually means, but we all know that Mr. Craig earned that money for sacrificing his body.

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#8: Madonna
Her Breasts

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Ok, now we’re back to basics, or more specifically, back to the boobs. Not quite as blessed or perhaps “enhanced” as Dolly Parton, the Material Girl has long relied on her natural assets to sustain her sexualized public persona. So, it only made sense to put a $2 million price tag on Vogue 1 and Vogue 2, especially considering that Madonna doesn’t necessarily sit on a stool and sing. This woman gets around on stage, and when you’re both artistically and physically active, you’ve gotta make sure you have the appropriate protection for your girls.

For decades upon decades, this blue-collar performer has been digging deep for that poignant note, so much so that he decided to ensure his strained vocal cords for $6 million. We get it, because even our vocal chords hurt after watching a 6-minute rendition of “Thunder Road.” Then again, even if Bruce was physically unable to sing, he’d still probably find a way to mime the hell out of his classics and somehow earn a Grammy in the process. That’s the Springsteen way.

Here’s one Ugly Betty with a damn glorious smile – a $10 million dollar smile. On her hit series, America Ferrera captivated viewers with her fashionista occupation and profound lack of personal style, but it was that lovable grin that made her such a lovable nerd. As a testament to its beauty and perhaps some branding potential, Aquafresh signed on the dotted line for a multi-million dollar policy that protected the toothy

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#5: Tom Jones
His Chest Hair

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There’s nothing that screams masculinity like having your chest hair insured. Some men pound their chest while others stick it out, but the iconic Welshman Tom Jones felt it was “not unusual” to insure his ruggedly all-natural chest-sweater. How does one actually do that? We have no idea, but all that matters is Tom Jones’ dedication to his sex symbol status. He owns his chest hair like nobody else, because there’s simply not many people that show such concern for the upper body scragglies quite like this man.