The 10 Sexiest Resident Evil Characters
10 Sexiest Resident Evil Characters
The 10 Most Underrated Resident Evil Characters
Welcome to MojoPlays, and today, we’re taking a look at the 10 Sexiest “Resident Evil” Characters! Look, we know there’s nothing romantic about places like Raccoon City or the Spencer Mansion, but that doesn’t mean we can’t crush on someone while fighting zombies. Tell us, which “Resident Evil” character would you simp and take a bullet for? Did they make the list? Let us know in the comments below!
Chris Redfield
Yes, we know, it’s an odd choice to start off with considering Chris’s history. But come on, you gotta give the guy some credit. Check out the grizzled look, that smoldering glare, that chiseled chin. He’s got the look of a gruff dad who’s getting too old for this crap, and yet he doesn’t look a day over thirty! And hey, if you don’t care much about the face, you’d admire his super muscley arms. Look at those guns! They’re so swole you can break boulders with ‘em! Maybe that’s what that bit was for in RE5 - Capcom wanted us to swoon over Chris’s macho-ness.
Excella Gionne
Honestly, Excella was one of the better parts of RE5...maybe. This is a businesswoman who knows exactly what she wants and will do anything she can to get it. Plus, take a look at her - she’s got guts to be walking around zombie-infested areas in something so classy. Seriously, when did Aphrodite come into the story? The only red flag she’s got (besides being slightly psychotic...slightly) is that she’s a business partner with Wesker, and we all know how insane he is. Oh, one other red flag on her - she’s dead. So...yeah. Maybe she isn’t all that sexy, but we really didn’t want to put Rachel on here considering the whole “mutation” thing.
Sheva Alomar
Okay, let’s address the elephant in the room - YES, Sheva was arguably one of the worst parts about RE5 on account of her AI being so unbearably stupid. It ruins the game. HOWEVER, let’s ignore technical jargon aside for a moment because she’s actually pretty cute! She’s got that same tenacious scowl as Jill Valentine, and the tattoos are sick! Plus, she’s got a pretty sexy wardrobe of costumes to boot. This is definitely a BSAA agent we’d ask out, but something tells us she’d stop halfway to our dinner table or constantly walk in front of us.
Carlos Oliveira
Let’s get something straight about Carlos. We are by no means talking about Carlos in his appearance from the original RE3 nor his iteration in “Umbrella Chronicles”. Really, why does he look like a Barbie Ken doll? No, if you want Carlos, you gotta fall for the soldier we saw in the REMAKE of RE3! Few guys can ever pull off a rugged look the way he does. Sure, the hair may look a little too big from certain camera angles, but we’d still ruffle our fingers through it. You think he’d let us feel the beard, too? Asking for a friend.
Claire Redfield
If, for whatever reason, you need someone who can make red vests and jackets look stylish, Claire is definitely your girl. Heck, red is a color she can pull off regardless of her chosen outfit. As if that wasn’t enough for you, Claire is really into motorcycles and owns TWO of them. What else do you need to fall for the sister Redfield? Combat prowess, a sense of fashion, and a love for motorcycles - she’s a dream! Just make sure you don’t do anything to upset her or else she’ll hunt you like a dog...with her brother alongside her.
Rebecca Chambers
Look, we know EXACTLY who is coming up in the next few entries, but can we take a minute to say Rebecca is the most underrated of the “Resident Evil” waifus? Would you just look at her? She’s incredibly cute, she’s determined and ambitious, and she has some idea about what she’s doing or going to do. That last part is something you can’t say about most of the RE cast! If you still aren’t sold on her, then here’s what you need to do: boot up RE2 Remake, find and open the Wooden Box in Wesker’s desk, and look at the photo of her basketball uniform. Tell us that isn’t the face of an angel!
Leon S. Kennedy
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Yes, we couldn’t forget about our boy Leon, the hunkiest of RE hunks. Hunkier than Hunk himself! Leon’s got the face of a bad boy with a lot of angst. From the droopy hair to that look in his eyes that says “I haven’t slept in three days and spent too much time staring into the abyss”, Leon’s looking like a tortured soul that you just want to help. Of course, the second he starts talking, he’s spouting out stupid quips while folks are getting their limbs ripped off and veins chewed out. On one hand, yeah, you’re with the hottest guy in the world. On the other hand, he’s an idiot! So, have you won? ...Yes. The answer is yes.
Ada Wong
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We aren’t quite sure what it is about Ada that makes her so attractive. Is it that perfectly curved hairstyle? Could it be the fashionable trench coat and red dress? Perhaps it’s the fact that she’s dressed so classy while fighting off zombies and saving our skin on several occasions? No, it’s got to be her mysterious, yet alluring nature. This woman seems to appear at the most convenient times, and after all of these games from the past couple decades, we still know very little about her. What exactly is her game? We don’t know, but would we want to? Wouldn’t that ruin her enigmatic nature?
Jill Valentine
Of course we’re going to talk about Jill flippin’ Valentine! This is the woman you want if you’re looking for someone who will tough it out and power through those difficult times with you. She wouldn’t care if you’re struggling through tax season or if you’re having problems at work - she’ll be there and help you through it. Son, she’s faced hordes of zombies and a murderous genetic experiment that exclusively hunted her down just because she’s a part of a faction! Whatever you’re going through is nothing to her! Plus, she’s fought against superheroes, literal gods with powers beyond anything anyone can imagine! The woman kicks ass! ...And she isn’t real. *sigh*
Lady Dimitrescu
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You didn’t think we’d end on Jill, right? In case no one can recall, this woman caused the internet to go into a meltdown because of her...assets, and it lasted for MONTHS! It certainly didn’t help when folks were experiencing scenes where she’s grabbing Ethan by the throat or sucking blood out of his hand. Couple that with the thousands and thousands of cosplays people made of her, and there just isn’t any contest. We love you, Jill, but after “Village”, the public has spoken - Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest “Resident Evil” character of all time.