Top 10 Funniest Celebrity Drunk Stories



Top 10 Funniest Celebrity Drunk Stories

VOICE OVER: Phoebe de Jeu WRITTEN BY: Michael Wynands
These are the funniest celeb drunk stories. It happens to the best of us… and the most famous! For this list, we're looking at some of the silliest, most remarkable or just all around hilarious stories involving alcohol that celebrities have been willing to share. From P!nk getting drunk and e-mailing Eminem, to Kendall Jenner forgetting being gifted a car, to Amy Schumer stealing cake out of Jake Gyllenhaal's freezer, these funny celeb drunk stories remind us that celebs: they're just like us.

Top 10 Funniest Celeb Drunk Stories

It happens to the best of us… and the most famous! Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the Top 10 Funniest Celeb Drunk Stories.

For this list, we’re looking at some of the silliest, most remarkable or just all around hilarious stories involving alcohol that celebrities have been willing to share.

#10: Pink Got Wine Drunk & E-mailed Eminem to Collaborate

For most people, a night out drinking can, at best, result in some new friends; in Pink’s case, however, a few drinks is the difference between an idea she’s too nervous to pitch and a hit song. As the rebellious pop singer explained to Entertainment Weekly, ITV, and SiriusXM, while working on the track “Revenge” with producer Max Martin she got the idea to bring Eminem onboard. Wine was involved, and when she got home, even more wine was involved. Now, the two had already previously collaborated on Eminem’s “Won’t Back Down”, but hey, the rap legend is an intimidating dude, and so Pink still needed some liquid courage to email him. Eminem response to her hilariously enthusiastic message? “Okay”.

#9: Taylor Swift Hid in a Bathtub with Ed Sheeran

Alcohol can lead us to make strange, impulsive, and irrational decisions. Taylor Swift ticked off all of these after hitting the sauce at a Grammys after-party. As Taylor and Ed Sheeran told BBC Radio 1, Mark Ronson was hosting at his hotel room, and the party was apparently so wild that the cops were called. So Swift grabbed her buddy Ed Sheeran and proceeded to hide in the bathtub - only to find that Irish singer-songwriter Hozier was already hiding behind the bathroom door! Later, after hopping to another party, she proceeded to gush to the Weeknd about how “magnificent” he is while petting his hair. Yikes! Sounds like an epic night?

#8: Anne Hathaway’s Matthew McConaughey-Induced Hangover

A few drinks with friends can be a great way to cut loose, catch up and bond. The thing is… you have to remember the events of your night together for that to hold true. And as Anne Hathaway learned the hard way, trying to keep up with a pal who’s more practiced at the fine art of knocking them back is a one-way ticket to fuzzy memories! Talking with Ellen about the 2019 film “Serenity”, Hathaway explained that co-star Matthew McConaughey and his wife Camila Alvez took her on a tour of the rum bars of Mauritius where they were staying. A hangover is always bad enough, but having an important meeting with the director the next day sounds like a nightmare.

#7: The Memorable 21st Birthday Gift Kendall Jenner Forgot

21st birthdays tend to get pretty wild. But the way that the Kardashian/Jenner clan does them makes your average birthday bash look like a quiet night in with your grandparents. If this family does anything, they do it BIG, and according to older sister Khloé Kardashian, Kendall Jenner’s celebration of adulthood was no exception. Dinner was followed by a night of clubbing, PLUS an afterparty. This likely goes without saying, but it was a star-studded affair and the booze was flowing. Apparently, as Khloé told Jimmy Kimmel, Kendall was actually gifted a car by a complete stranger. The kicker is… she got so drunk that she forgot all about the unbelievable gift until Khloé reminded her the next morning.

#6: Amy Schumer Stole Old Cake out of Jake Gyllenhaal's Freezer

When visiting “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”, Amy Schumer talked about renting Jake Gyllenhaal’s apartment. Despite her fantasies of snooping through his stuff, much to her disappointment, he did a thorough job of cleaning the place out before he left. The one thing he did leave behind? Some cake. By Schumer’s own admission, the cake was very old, but that didn’t stop her from taking bites whenever she’d been drinking. Unlike so many of the stories discussed today, Schumer even offered up video evidence of one such occasion. Adding to the hilarity, Gyllenhaal got the chance to respond to Schumer when he visited Colbert the week after her appearance.

#5: Ed Sheeran Made Drunk Plans to Collaborate with the Weeknd

Apparently there ain’t no party like a party where Ed Sheeran is present, because wherever the English singer-songwriter goes, hilarious drunk celebrity shenanigans seem to follow. After hosting the Much Music Awards in Toronto, Sheeran partied at the Weeknd’s condo, where Weeknd and Sheeran apparently made plans to collaborate the next day, despite raging until 5am. Now, as a general rule, it’s safest to assume that any plans made while inebriated - be they social, travel, or business-related- will likely fall through. This proved to be one of the rare exceptions however! Sure enough, they wrote “Dark Times” the next day. Oh, and according to the Weeknd, Sheeran also had a rap battle with Waka Flocka Flame in his kitchen that night.

#4: Aidy Bryant Woke Up in Her Building’s Hallway

Now there’s nothing funny per se about blacking out - it means you’ve imbibed to a dangerous degree. That being said, thankfully no harm came to SNL cast member Aidy Bryant after she passed out in her building’s hallway - apart from what we can only assume was a wicked headache the next day. When speaking with fellow SNL alumnus Seth Meyers during an appearance on his Late Night show, she explained that what preceded this peculiar sleeping arrangement was Saturday Night Live’s end of season writer’s party. As confirmed by Meyers, the alcohol tends to flow quite liberally at this event, and Bryant seriously overindulged. In fact, Bryant’s alarm clock was her neighbor’s newspaper hitting her when it got delivered the next morning.

#3: Amanda Seyfried Shared a Drunk Story as it Was Happening Live

It’s always charming when a celebrity is willing to open up about their bad behavior. Often however, these stories are the ones that have already been cleared by their publicist as innocent and endearing. When appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman, however, it’s safe to say that Amanda Seyfried was throwing caution to the wind when she talked about the drinks she’d been having backstage. She then proceeded to have another one with the host, explaining that she’s never sober on talk shows. Maybe that explains why she was so forthcoming on her previous visit to the Late Show!

#2: Emma Stone Performed on Stage with Prince Despite a Bleeding Foot

After a few drinks, we can all get up to things we’d be too self-conscious to do when sober. Other times, the recklessness resulting from alcohol consumption can result in bodily harm. At the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special, Emma Stone experienced both in a single epic evening. At an after-party for the event, the actress had been having a few drinks and removed her shoes to dance, only to wind up stomping on some glass and cutting her foot - quite severely from the sound of it. But not 60 seconds after getting the glass out, she was invited to play tambourine onstage with the now dearly departed music legend, Prince. And she did it, bloody foot and all!

#1: Jennifer Lawrence Puked in Front of Miley Cyrus

Jennifer Lawrence isn’t shy about her drinking stories. When approached by one particularly rude fan in Budapest while drinking with friends, J. Law wound up pouring her beer on the guy’s head AND suitcase. By her own admission however, she’s also a bit of a puker. Lawrence is tight with Adele and Emma Stone, and the latter wound up rubbing her back as she threw up at an Adele concert in Los Angeles. But her Oscar night story takes the cake. After getting an invite to a super exclusive party hosted by Madonna and Guy Oseary, she proceeded to throw up all over the businessman’s porch. Adding insult to injury, she then realized that a none-too impressed Miley Cyrus was standing behind her.