Another Top 10 Video Game Dumbasses (ft. Todd Haberkorn)



Another Top 10 Video Game Dumbasses (ft. Todd Haberkorn)

VOICE OVER: Todd Haberkorn WRITTEN BY: Ty Richardson
Wait…there's enough stupidity to warrant a second list? Welcome to WatchMojo, and today, we're counting down our picks for Another Top 10 Video Game Dumbasses! In this video we'll be looking at the dumbest of the dumb from games such as Sonic Boom, Danganronpa and Star Fox.

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Wait…there’s enough stupidity to warrant a second list? Welcome to WatchMojo, and today, we’re counting down our picks for Another Top 10 Video Game Dumbasses!

For this list, we’re looking at more of the biggest idiots we’ve come across in video games. If you don’t see someone you thought should have made the cut, be sure to check out our original video.

#10: Every Single Criminal

“Spider-Man” (2018)

Okay, we really need someone to explain the logic in this…Spider-Man has been around for eight years, and within that time frame, he’s managed to lock up a lot of dudes on Ryker’s Island, be it two-bit thugs or superpowered menaces. With the webhead having such a strong presence, we gotta ask; how in the hell are there still criminals in New York City?! What ounce of logic is telling these guys, “Spidey may have caught those guys, but he won’t catch me! Mwhaha!” Dude, Spidey’s got web bombs and drones. You think a lead pipe or a gun is going to help you get off scot-free? Let’s see how far that gets you!

#9: Yasuhiro Hagakure

“Danganronpa” series (2010-17)

When we met this guy in the first “Danganronpa,” he didn’t strike us as THAT much of a dolt. Granted, he says a lot of stupid things throughout the game, either thinking about irrelevant topics or coming up with baseless arguments in trials. Yeah...maybe we should have seen the writing on the wall. After all, Yasuhiro actually fooled himself into thinking he murdered someone and actively tried to get himself executed! What the hell were you thinking, man?! You could have gotten the entire class killed, including yourself! Thank god Makoto figured everything out. Now get back in your corner!

#8: Hurk Drubman Jr.

“Far Cry” series (2004-)

As much as we want to make a joke about his IQ being that of a monkey, we'd still be giving him too much credit. Hurk Drubman Jr is by far the dumbest box of rocks we’ve met in any Ubisoft game. Everything about this dude has something to do with monkeys, the outlandish scenarios he finds himself in being somewhat appropriate given his stupid demeanor. What else can you expect from someone who believes in “poundin’ brews, rockin’ it all the time, and givin’ praise to the Monkey King”? It certainly doesn’t help that he’s related to “Far Cry Primal’s” Urki, who was just as equally stupid.

#7: Groose

“The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword” (2011)

When we first got a good look at Groose, we immediately thought, “What an idiot!” Then he started speaking, and things got so much worse. As if the derpy pompadour-like hair didn’t give it away, Groose is one of the most narcissistic and arrogant morons out there. He’s so obsessed with trying to outdo Link that he even has a punching bag with a terribly drawn picture of the Hero of Hyrule's face on it. Is there really nothing more to his life than trying to prove he’s the very best like no one ever was? Whoops, wrong game…

#6: The Rabbids

“Raving Rabbids” series (2006-17)

Viewed as the Minions of video games, it should come as no surprise that the Rabbids are on a list such as this one. Their entire speech consists of senseless giggling and yelling. In addition to the affinity for bathroom appliances and toilet humor, the Rabbids have no sense of logic, as evident in the “Rabbids Go Home” game where they think the moon is their home. Guys, the moon is over two hundred thousand miles from Earth. There is not enough junk on this planet to get you there! Honestly, these guys may as well be brain dead.

#5: Dimitri Lousteau

“Sly Cooper” series (2002-13)

To his credit, this iguana isn't a complete idiot. After all, this is someone who managed to turn a set of talons into a money printing machine. What gets this nightclub owner on the list is his backstory. On top of being one of the world's worst artists, Dimitri taught himself English through American music videos. It bears mentioning that Dimitri is the owner of one of the most popular nightclubs in Paris - so he could easily afford a few semesters worth of language classes instead of speaking like the worst parts of the 90s. Seriously, what the hell does “show your bling and let me shine you” even mean?!

#4: Tiny Tiger

“Crash Bandicoot” series (1996-)

This mutated tiger has proven his lack of intelligence on more than a few occasions. For starters; who falls into a clearly empty pit made out of 9 platforms? And if you thought Dimitri was linguistically inept , just wait until you hear what Tiny has to say - often referring to himself in the third person. Oh, and then there's the numerous occasions that we've caught him doing some really disgusting stuff, like picking out the contents of his belly button and eating it. Come on, man. You’re supposed to be the muscle to Cortex's brain! Represent!

#3: Papyrus

“Undertale” (2015)

Don’t get us wrong - we love Papyrus for the bumbling oaf that he is! However, that doesn’t exclude the fact he's also the more moronic of the two skeleton bros. His efforts to capture a human via elaborate traps are shown to be rather poor, given how his contraptions always end up failing. Did we mention he only wants a human because he believes it will make him popular? That’s not exactly how you make friends guy. At least outside of Jersey. For as much as we love the bony goofball, he’s definitely not the person we’d let near our kitchen...and stay away from my spaghetti!

#2: Slippy Toad

“Star Fox” series (1993-2017)

Okay, we’ll admit he's gotten better over the last few years, but Slippy is still a complete doofus when it comes to piloting. Seriously, how many times does this little punk need to be saved? Are you even qualified to fly that thing? If you need Fox McCloud to constantly save your green behind on every mission, you might want consider quitting! Yes, he may be handy in scanning enemies and showing their health bars, but really that's as far as his usefulness goes. There’s just been too many times where we voluntarily shot him down just to give our ears a rest!

#1: Knuckles the Echidna

“Sonic Boom” series (2014-16)

There was a time where Knuckles wasn’t an idiotic icon. A time where he was just a headstrong individual who would give his life to protect the Master Emerald. Then “Sonic Boom" happened, where he was redesigned with the personality of a bumbling beefcake. This new incarnation of the character has since managed to spout off some of the dumbest quips ever heard in the franchise. Most of the time, they don’t even make sense! At least none of the other idiots on this list forget which is right and which is left! Get your head on straight Knuckles, otherwise you might just become the next Big the Cat!
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