Top 10 Mitch Hedberg Jokes

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Golf

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Shawn Mark 10 years ago

I've played golf before, I naver got a hole-in-one, but i did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'Fore' but I was too busy mumbling ' Their aint no way that's going to hit'em'

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Top 10 Mitch Hedberg Jokes

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Escalators can never Break

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Shawn Mark 10 years ago

...they can only become stairs. You will naver see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, only an 'Escolator temporarily Stairs.' Sorry for the Convenience.

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Pringles Initial Intention

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Target

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Shawn Mark 10 years ago

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think Target should have people splattered all around.

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CD in Stores

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Ant Far

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Shawn Mark 10 years ago

I've got an ant farm; Them fellas didn't grow sh@t. I said 'How about some celary, you fellas don't farm; plus if I tore your legs off, you would lokk like snowmen'

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