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Top 10 Homer Simpson's Funniest Quotes

also part of: Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
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  • 2"Bart, you wanna see my new Chainsaw & Hockey Mask??" suggested byMr.Paçoca
  • 3"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
  • 4"Le Grill?? What the hell is that??" suggested byMr.Paçoca
  • 5"I am so Smart... S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T" suggested byRaymond Leduc
  • 6"Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret Lover."
  • 7"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
  • 8"Oh my god, space aliens. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
  • 9"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
  • 10"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
  • 11"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway."
  • 12"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."
  • 13"But Marge, a gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."
  • 14He took bart too? That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart! The wasn't paaaarrt!! suggested byHenry Patterson
  • 15''I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol!!'' suggested byZenkaiMaster
  • 16"Aw, the waiting game sucks! Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!" suggested byGodslayer79
  • 17Hahehehe! Stupid Lisa! suggested byLue Davies
  • 18"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life" suggested bydarkhelmerservo

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