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Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes

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"Oh my god, space aliens. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

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"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway."

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"Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret Lover."

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"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

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"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

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"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

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"But Marge, a gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."

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"D'oh!"

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