"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levantl
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Top 10 FUnny Quotations
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"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White