Which Mean Girls Character Are You Based on Your Sign?
#12: Pisces
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(circa February 18 — March 20) If you’re a Pisces, we have a feeling you relate most to Karen Smith in the “Mean Girls” universe. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she’s sweet, caring, and makes for a great friend, just like the typical Pisces. Pisces are known for having incredible intuition, and as we all know, Karen is blessed with the ability of “ESPN” or something. Her breasts can tell her when it’s going to rain, or, well...at least when it’s raining.
#11: Aquarius
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(circa January 20 — February 18) Aquarians are one of the most easy-going star signs, and that makes us think of high school hunk Aaron Samuels. Aquarians don’t like to draw a lot of attention to themselves, which seems pretty consistent with Aaron’s character. Though he’s obviously one of the best looking guys in the school, he isn’t full of himself, and barely seems to notice the effect he has on the girls around him. He’s a pretty unassuming guy, and if you’re born in late January or early February, we have a feeling you can relate.
#10: Capricorn
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(circa December 22 — January 20) One of the most mysterious and elusive characters in “Mean Girls” has to be Glenn Coco, and we have a feeling he was a Capricorn. What do we even know about Glenn Coco? We know he’s popular, because he received four candy canes from Damian-dressed-as-Santa, which means he’s probably well-liked, and that’s a classic Capricorn trait. They’re also known for being introverted, which also makes sense because Glenn Coco is never part of the action in the movie. We have a feeling that Cady’s dad Chip was also a Capricorn because of his big, friendly personality.
#9: Sagittarius
(circa November 22 — December 22) “Mean Girls” is known for its incredible and memorable secondary characters, and Kevin Gnapoor is definitely one we won’t soon forget. The Bad-Ass M.C. and Mathlete is the perfect example of a Sagittarius, because of his confidence and resilience. He reminds the people around him not to let the haters stop them from doing their “thang”, which is an exemplary Sagittarius move. People may not believe in his rap career, but he doesn’t care because he’s entirely sure of himself and his abilities. He’ll always keep fighting, just like every Sagittarius would.
#8: Scorpio
(circa October 23 — November 22) The queen bee of North Shore High School is undoubtedly a Scorpio. Regina George is the villain of “Mean Girls”, and essentially embodies all of the absolute worst Scorpio qualities. She’s manipulative and calculating, always planning her next move in order to further her interests. Scorpios are known for being very sure of themselves and knowing what they want out of life, and aren’t afraid to step on some toes in order to achieve their goals. Not all Scorpios are as ill-intentioned as Regina is, but if you have one in your life, you’d better keep an eye on them.
#7: Libra
(circa September 23 — October 23) Our favorite new kid on the block, Cady Heron, would pretty certainly be a Libra. Cady obviously changes a lot throughout the events of the movie, going from the quiet new girl in school to usurping Regina as the cruel queen bee. At her core though, Cady wants harmony among the students of North Shore High, and ends up bridging the gap between the members of the different social circles. This inclination to have people cooperate is a classic Libra quality, and if you were also born under that star sign, you’re probably a great asset to your friend group.
#6: Virgo
(circa August 23 — September 23) If there’s one character who represents what it’s like to be a Virgo, it has to be the head of North Shore High, Principal Duvall. Principal is a pretty classic career for a Virgo, because they’re known for being organized and for their incredible work ethics. They have strong personalities and are both efficient and effective, leading to the belief that they can be perfectionists. They’re also known for their sarcastic senses of humor, which Principal Duvall definitely has.
#5: Leo
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(circa July 23 — August 23) What do we know about Gretchen Wieners? We know she’s Regina’s sidekick, but that she can’t hold back from gossiping. We also know that her dad invented Toaster Strudel, making her family very rich. And of course, we know that she loves hoop earrings. There are tons of things that make it clear that Gretchen is a Leo, including the fact that she loved to share her opinions with others and couldn’t hold back from talking behind people’s backs. She is a loyal friend in other ways, which is another well-known Leo trait.
#4: Cancer
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(circa June 21 — July 23) Cancers are known for being compassionate and maternal, and we think the person who exemplifies that the most in the “Mean Girls” world is Ms. Norbury. She’s very interested in caring for her students, especially the ones she takes a liking to, like Cady. Cancers are wise and intuitive, which is how Ms. Norbury knew how she could best help her students out. And even when Cady and the Plastics turned her world upside down, she forgave them, which is classic Cancer behavior. Oh and that crying girl who doesn’t even go here? Considering her sensitivity, we bet she’s a Cancer as well.
#3: Gemini
(circa May 21 — June 21) She may be a minor character in “Mean Girls”, but she sure left a lasting impression on pop culture. Regina’s mother is famous for stating that she’s “not like a regular mom [she’s] a cool mom - which is pretty representative of Geminis in general. They are known for their split personalities, which are evident here, with a grown woman who’s clearly lusting after her youth. One of the most common negative Gemini traits is a tendency towards nosiness, and we definitely see Regina’s mom prying into her daughter’s business more than she should.
#2: Taurus
(circa April 20 — May 21) Even people who don’t know much about the zodiac signs could probably tell you that Tauruses are best known for being stubborn (like a bull!). If there’s one “Mean Girls” character who best embodies the traits of a Taurus, it’s social outcast and friend to Cady, Janis Ian. She walks to the beat of her own drum and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks. Tauruses are also known for their intelligence, and even though Janis may not take her studies very seriously, it’s obvious that she’s sharp. They often keep their negative feelings inside until they can’t take it anymore, and there are definitely a few examples of Janis doing this throughout the movie’s plot.
#1: Aries
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(circa March 20 — April 20) Last but certainly not least, there are the Aries, which are actually the first sign of the zodiac. And who else better shows what it means to be an Aries than Damian? Like the typical Aries, he’s independent and determined, and displays some serious leadership qualities. He’s confident and self-assured, and is honest almost to a fault. Some of the most iconic quotes from “Mean Girls” come directly from Damian, because he has such a keen sense of observation about the people around him. When it comes down to it though, Damian is a great friend, and is always willing to expand his circle, just like so many Aries are.
