Top 30 Best South Park Episodes
Top 30 Greatest EVER South Park Episodes
Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re looking at the most hilarious, iconic, and important episodes of “South Park.” We will be counting two-or-three-parters as one episode. We’ll be leaving off movies and specials, however.
#30: “You’re Getting Old”
Although we eventually get to see the “South Park” kids as grown-ups, they don’t age at a normal rate. So, it’s ironic that this episode would explore the concept of getting old. Of course, aging isn’t just a state of body. It’s just as much a state of mind. For a newly ten-year-old Stan, his tastes begin to change while his friends still think Adam Sandler dressing as a woman is a formula for comedy gold. Stan isn’t merely maturing, though. He’s becoming a cynical outsider who seems destined to hate most things and alienate those around him. For all the crap jokes, the episode builds to a surprisingly poignant montage - set to Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide” - as Stan confronts the fleeting nature of childhood joy.
#29: “Medicinal Fried Chicken”
For years, marijuana was demonized while fast-food remained perfectly legal. Yet, some may argue that the latter can have an even stronger hold on people, leading to serious health issues. The tables are turned in this episode, as a marijuana dispensary replaces South Park’s KFC. With the state cracking down on artery-clogging food, Cartman gets wrapped up in the fried chicken black market, eventually going full Tony Montana. This town’s like a great big chicken breast waiting to get dipped in gravy! Equally hilarious are Randy’s misadventures, giving himself testicular cancer to get medical marijuana. We can’t show you the results on YouTube, but let’s just say you’ll never look at a hippity hop the same way again.
#28: “Cartman’s Incredible Gift”
Cartman thinks that he has psychic abilities - or at least wants others to believe so. It’s a funny setup that lends itself to plenty of inspired jokes in this episode. As memorable as Cartman’s antics are, the real scene-stealer is Sergeant Yates, who blindly believes whatever pops into this so-called kid psychic’s head - it’s usually food. Even when tangible evidence and a serial killer right out of “Red Dragon” are staring him in the face, Yates can’t put two and two together. At least, not right away. All the while, Kyle becomes increasingly frustrated with the police department’s incompetence and Cartman’s selfishness as innocent people suffer. Some things in this world can’t be explained. More often than not, though, the answer lies with simple logic.
#27: “Goobacks”
“Goobacks” has only gained relevance since it aired in 2004. Perhaps that’s fitting for an episode that deals with time travel. People from the future come back in time to make money, taking low-income jobs that’ll pay off down the line. This doesn’t sit well with South Park’s blue-collar workers, who argue that these future immigrants took their jerbs! While that line is endlessly quotable, there’s more to this episode than a catchphrase. It’s a sharp satire of immigration, the economy, and the arguments we’re still hearing over two decades later. Even when it seems humanity will commit to creating a better future, it doesn’t take long for progress to stall, winding up back where we started.
#26: “The Ring”
Going after the Jonas brothers at the peak of their Disney Channel days is one thing, but this episode is best remembered for turning Mickey Mouse into an evil mascot for a soulless corporation that only cares about profits… as opposed to… Okay, we’ll always have a soft spot for Disney. You have to admit, though, the company has a habit of saying one thing while doing the opposite. The Jonas brothers wearing purity rings while being sold as sex symbols to underage girls is one of the ickier examples. Joe Jonas actually “loved” the episode while Nick came to find the humor in it. As for Mickey, well, he didn’t sue or go on a rampage, which is the important thing.
#25: “Best Friends Forever”
The episode that won “South Park” its first Emmy, “Best Friends Forever” aired the day before the death of Terri Schiavo, who had been on life support for over a decade. The removal of Schiavo’s feeding tube came on the heels of lengthy legal battles, political interference, and debates about the right to die. “South Park” somehow managed to combine this timely subject with a “Last Starfighter” parody, as the dearly departed Kenny’s PSP skills provide Heaven’s only hope against the forces of Hell. As absurd as that sounds, the episode still finds the nuances in this tragic situation. It culminates in a revelation that reminds us just how wise “South Park” can be, saying it better than we ever could: “Cartman’s side is right for the wrong reasons, but we’re wrong for the right reasons.”
#24: “The Jeffersons”
Aired between Michael Jackson’s 2003 arrest and his 2005 acquittal, “South Park” was among the many comedies that tackled the King of Pop’s legal troubles. While this episode parodies some of Jackson’s more infamous moments, it also takes a unique approach to the scandal. At a time when most satires suggested that Jackson was guilty, “South Park” humored the argument that he was just a man compensating for his lack of a childhood, going up against racist law enforcement. More significantly, the episode brought up a point that few shows or even news outlets were asking: are Jackson’s children doing alright? This gives the episode an unexpected heart, as “Mr. Jefferson” learns what it truly means to be a father to his son Blanket.
#23: “The Death of Eric Cartman”
Eric Cartman has done some deplorable things. What else could he possibly do that would make his friends say, “You’re dead to us?” Eating the skin off every piece of KFC should do the trick. After this last straw, the other boys cease contact with Cartman altogether, leading him to believe that he’s a ghost. Of course, Butters is the only one who didn’t get the memo, with Cartman becoming the Bruce Willis to his Haley Joel Osment. Episodes that focus on Cartman and Butters’ odd couple dynamic rarely miss. This one is no exception, with Butters being put through Hell as Cartman tries getting into Heaven. Despite this, the two almost seem to develop a genuine friendship… until Cartman realizes he’s very much alive, blaming Butters.
#22: “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson”
By Season 11, Randy had cemented himself as one of the show’s most popular characters. The world turns on Randy, though, when he uses a certain word on live television. For what it’s worth, it was accidentally on purpose. Context aside, this word will always carry an ugliness that Stan can’t understand the way Tolkien does. While Stan eventually has an epiphany, Randy seems to learn the wrong lesson. Alas, Randy isn’t alone, reflecting how those in power will defend free speech until certain words start to offend them. Oh, and Cartman also fights a little person. We almost feel bad for laughing at some of this episode’s more shocking moments, but like Cartman, we can’t control it.
#21: “Sermon on the 'Mount”
“Sermon on the 'Mount” wasn’t the first episode to explore Donald Trump’s political career. Just as Trump’s second presidential victory felt different from his first, though, “South Park” decided to take things in a new direction. At the same time, the episode is familiar as Trump looks and sounds a lot like someone Satan used to date. Many “South Park” episodes capture moments in time. This one, in particular, seemed to encapsulate a turning point in society. One where “woke” is supposedly dead, the separation between church and state has been erased, and the White House can sue you for criticising them. That still didn’t stop Matt Stone and Trey Parker, fighting for the First Amendment as only they can.
#20: “Raisins”
Long before kids broke up via text, you had to send a friend to do it in person. “Raisins” marked the end of Stan and Wendy’s relationship - at least for several seasons. Through Stan’s loss, the show got two of its best additions. Butters falls in love with a waitress at Raisins, which is like Hooters minus the um… well, the title is self-explanatory enough. Meanwhile, a depressed Stan falls in with the Goth kids, who stemmed from what was supposed to be a throwaway line written by Trey Parker. Both storylines collide in an unexpectedly touching resolution where Butters teaches Stan that heartbreak isn’t easy, but it’s something we all need to cope with rather than give up on being happy ever again.
#19: “Marjorine”
Poor Butters. In addition to having the worst parents in the world, his friends always just use him as a pawn in their plans. In this case, the boys make Butters fake his death so he can infiltrate a girl’s sleepover and learn the secrets of their mythical cootie catcher. Part of what makes this episode so uproarious is how it goes to increasingly dark places, especially when Butters’ parents try to resurrect him. In the midst of all Butters’ suffering, though, at least he has a pretty good time at the slumber party. Maybe he should’ve just kept pretending to be Marjorine.
#18: “The Losing Edge”
Let’s be honest. When it comes to Little League Baseball, the parents are usually more invested than the kids. For the South Park Cows, they just want to get the season over with so they can return to video games. After making it to the big time, the team decides to purposely throw the game, which isn’t as simple as it sounds. As the Cows fail at losing, Randy rises to the top in the unofficial league of trash-talking dads alongside his arch-rival, Bat Dad. It’s debatable when Randy officially became the show’s resident scene-stealer, but “The Losing Edge” contains some of his funniest moments. Drunk, stripped down to his underwear, and providing future meme fodder, Randy’s exploits make this episode a contender.
#17: “The Passion of the Jew”
After being referenced in the two previous episodes, Kyle finally caves and watches Mel Gibson’s “The Passion.” Kyle is horrified by what he sees on the screen, questioning his religion and if Cartman may’ve been right all along. As Stan and Kenny show Kyle, though, Mel Gibson might not be the wise sage that he’s been built up as. If anything, he probably belongs in a Cocoa Puffs commercial. With this episode predating many of Gibson’s most controversial and bizarre moments, “South Park” became one of the earlier shows to say, “There might be something a little off about this guy.” “The Passion of the Jew” has only gotten more timely with age, but even upon release, it was praised by multiple Jewish outlets.
#16: “Christian Hard Rock”
From Judaism to Christianity, no religion is safe from “South Park.” The true target in “Christian Hard Rock,” however, are musicians and their ultimate first-world problem: being slightly less extravagantly wealthy due to their songs being illegally downloaded. Copyright infringement only became more prominent following this episode’s release with the rise of YouTube. While Stone and Parker agree that artists deserve to be properly compensated, “South Park” was one of the first shows to be downloaded for free online, which raised the show’s profile. The moral encourages artists to focus less on every penny and more on every fan they gain. The episode also has some of the show’s catchiest tunes, most notably “The Body of Christ.” If only we could hear the full versions.
#15: “The Coon” trilogy
The modern superhero craze was in full swing by 2010 and “South Park” provided its two cents in epic fashion. Superheroes aren’t the only source of satire, as these episodes reference everything from “My Neighbor Totoro,” to H. P. Lovecraft, to Chuck Jones. The comedy and suspense build with each entry, developing several compelling mysteries. Simply trying to figure out who’s behind every mask amounts to one of the best running gags. The spotlight belongs to two heroes in particular, though: Mysterion, whose backstory is fleshed out along with his alter ego, Kenny. Then there’s Mint Berry Crunch, who literally ends up stealing the show and the glory. While not every question is answered, this ambitious trilogy added new layers to the “South Park” mythos.
#14: “Cartoon Wars” Parts 1 & 2
“South Park” or “Family Guy?” It’s a question many adult animation fans asked in 2006, although it’s not one that Stone and Parker welcome. While both tackle edgy subjects, “South Park” is more story-driven while Seth MacFarlane’s cartoon is mainly in it for the jokes, whether they’re relevant or not. Cartman notes the difference in the first half of this two-parter, which received applause from “Simpsons” and “King of the Hill” staff members. Parker and Stone thus paid homage to them in Part 2, which also takes self-aware shots at the “South Park” formula. Whichever show you prefer, censorship is the common enemy - which is something that’s become even more relevant as the years have gone by.
#13: “Woodland Critter Christmas”
The “South Park” staff have a rule that if they do a Christmas episode, it can’t just be phoned in. “Woodland Critter Christmas” remains the gold standard, although the episode’s production was hell to get through. Coming off “Team America,” Parker and Stone were drained by the end of Season 8. After days of brainstorming and coming up with nothing, they settled on “John Denver and the Muppets” meets “Event Horizon.” As rushed as the production was, you’d never suspect this watching the episode. With an ingenious rhyming scheme and unpredictable twists, the episode came together in true Christmas miracle fashion. It also works as a clever sendup of classic Christmas specials, albeit with more swearing, graphic imagery, and satanic animals.
#12: “Butters’ Very Own Episode”
By Season 5’s conclusion, Butters had developed into a favorite character of Parker, Stone, and fans. Taking a sabbatical from Kenny, the creators decided to have Butters fill the fourth friend slot. Before being promoted to main player status, Butters was given center stage in his very own episode. On the surface, the episode seems a lot like Butters: sweet, charming, and full of innocence. However, what starts off like a “Leave it to Beaver” episode quickly dissolves into “South Park” territory as we learn more about the Stotch family. This hilariously contrasts Butters’ optimistically naive personality as he fails to realize how monstrous his parents are. It proved that Butters was more than capable of carrying a show and his star rose from there.
#11: “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers”
Coming out about a month before “The Two Towers” hit theaters, this episode brought Middle-earth to South Park. Stone and Parker have often said that some of their favorite episodes are simply about the “kids being kids.” This episode takes us back to a more innocent time when playing make-believe almost felt real. For the boys, returning “The Lord of the Rings” to the video store evolves into a rousing quest. What they don’t realize is that the video has been switched with an adult film, attracting the attention of their parents and Ringwraith-like sixth graders. Perhaps what’s most impressive about this episode is that it manages to satirize a three-part epic in just 22 minutes, faithfully recreating several scenes and turning Butters into Gollum.
#10: “200” & “201”
In these landmark episodes that mark the show’s 200th and 201st episodes respectively, “South Park” pays homage to its best moments with the return of fan favorite characters and practically every celebrity the show has ever parodied. They all tie into a clever – albeit controversial – story in which Tom Cruise, Rob Reiner, and other big names threaten to sue the town unless they deliver the taboo prophet Muhammad. After “200” resulted in a threat from a radical Muslim group, Comedy Central heavily censored the follow-up, “201.” Nevertheless, both episodes still effectively enforce the message that no public figure should be off-limits when it comes to satire. Plus, we finally learn who Cartman’s real father is.
#9: “Good Times with Weapons”
“South Park” isn’t exactly known for cutting-edge animation. The creators have even made fun of the show’s simplistic style. The Season 8 premiere gave the animators an opportunity to demonstrate what they’re capable of. While still working within limitations, “Good Times with Weapons” is among the show’s best-looking episodes. The animators lovingly envision the boys as anime characters after weapons fuel their ninja fantasy. When Butters gets caught in the cross-fire, though, reality sets back in. The contrast between the real world and the role-playing leads to several hilarious transitions. As the boys get caught up in their violent game, the adults remain clueless until something sexual arises. In the wake of Super Bowl XXXVIII (38), the episode encouraged parents everywhere to get their priorities straight.
#8: “Black Friday” Trilogy
You think “Game of Thrones” is brutal? You should see the mall on Black Friday. This three-part epic that consists of the episodes “Black Friday,” “A Song of Ass and Fire” and “Titties and Dragons” takes a long, hard look at the dark side of consumerism as the boys devise a plan to achieve discounts on next-gen consoles. The question is whether they should buy Xbox Ones or PS4s. What, no love for Nintendo Wii U? While Sony and Microsoft go to war, Randy prepares for winter, George R.R. Martin procrastinates, and Princess Kenny reigns supreme. Firing on all cylinders, the “Black Friday” trilogy dishes out ingenious references, commentary, twists, and even a tie-in to “The Stick of Truth” video game.
#7: “Casa Bonita”
Eric Cartman will go to insanely drastic lengths over the most insignificant things. In that sense, this episode perfectly sums up his character. Upon learning that Kyle has invited Butters to his birthday party at Casa Bonita instead of him, Cartman vows to take his place. He tricks the gullible Butters into believing a meteor is heading for earth, and locks him in a bomb shelter. It’s nothing short of priceless watching Cartman take extreme measures to keep this ruse going as everyone else panics over Butters’ disappearance. Even when Cartman faces his inevitable downfall, he refuses to let anything stand in his way of this real-life Mexican restaurant.
#6: “AWESOM-O”
Given all the hell Cartman has put Butters through, it’s only appropriate that Eric gets his comeuppance in this hysterical episode. When Cartman dresses up as a robot to learn Butters’ embarrassing secrets, he finds out that Butters actually knows one of his secrets. Now Cartman must fully commit to his role in order to avoid humiliation. Although we don’t see Cartman’s face for much of the episode, it’s hilarious just to imagine what’s running through his head as he digs himself deeper and deeper into trouble. Despite his best efforts, it’s the tiniest of errors that ultimately exposes him.
#4: “Trapped in the Closet”
Being a show that’s not afraid to tackle any subject matter, it isn’t shocking that “South Park” has riled up so much controversy. “Trapped in the Closet” is arguably the most controversial episode of all. Taking on the Church of Scientology and poking fun at Tom Cruise’s sexual orientation, the episode naturally pissed off numerous parties. This includes Isaac Hayes' Scientology entourage, who allegedly made a statement on his behalf following the episode, ultimately leading to the departure of the voice of Chef from the show due to health issues. Despite this, it remains one of the show’s boldest half-hours, which – over the years – has come to be seen as less of a shot at Scientology and more of an advocate for free speech.
#3: “Imaginationland” Trilogy
Of all the multi-part episodes “South Park” has done, this Emmy-winning trilogy stands out as a magnum opus. “Imaginationland” is certainly one of the show’s most ambitious and cinematic outings as imagination itself is threatened. In addition to providing one great laugh after another, “Imaginationland” constantly leaves you at the edge of your seat, not only wondering where the story will go, but also which imaginary character will make an appearance next. They even make room for our favorite woodland critters. In the end, we get a unique moral regarding the importance of imagination and the impact many of these fictional characters have had on us.
#2: “Make Love, Not Warcraft”
“South Park” has produced a variety of video game-related episodes and this is by far the most ingenious. When a griefer starts claiming innocent lives in the World of Warcraft, the boys decide to band together. As their characters level up into unstoppable warriors, they’re reduced to slobs with no lives. Much like an RPG, this episode manages to take something as uneventful as sitting at a computer screen and turn it into an absorbing adventure. The story both satirizes the “WOW” fan base while also embracing the franchise. It’s only made funnier by the fact that Blizzard Entertainment contributed to the CG animation.
#1: “Scott Tenorman Must Die”
It’s interesting that the absolute best “South Park” episode would also be one of the simplest. There’s no moral or commentary on our society; it’s essentially just a cat and mouse game as Cartman tries to get back at Scott Tenorman for selling him his pubes. After watching Cartman continually fail miserably in his revenge plot, it’s the twist ending that makes this episode. We won’t give it away here, but let’s just say it elevates the story to another level of comedic genius and Cartman to another level of psychopath. You’ll also never look at a bowl of chili the same way again.
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