Top 10 TV MILFS

Beautiful and wealthy, the so-called Queen of the Hamptons may seem like quite the catch, but don’t let those hot looks and even hotter bank account fool you. Cold, manipulative, and detached, this mother of three isn’t above playing favorites, lying, or even committing the odd murder to get what she wants. Still, if you’re an influential big shot who knows his place in the world, you might just have a shot with this gorgeous fifty-something from this American drama - if the nurse will give her a day pass that is.

Curvaceous, sassy, and self-assured, the former Miss Holloway has got a lot going for her. Always the best dressed in the office, the foxy and pencil-skirted redhead was queen bee of the typing pool before becoming the first female partner at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. Although not the best with faithfulness, Joan has stepped up and proved herself as a capable mother, even if she did lie about who the father is. She seems to favor the older gents, but you may just win on Red if you have deep pockets and there’s a promotion on the line.

Soccer mom-turned-dope dealer, this widowed mother of three provides for her family the only way she knows how, which is just little bit more than the law will allow. Although easily pleased with an iced coffee or two, as well as being Berkeley-educated and a leader in her field, anyone looking to score with this black-market gardener should know she has terrible luck with men - with all four of her husbands dying. Nancy Botwin, born Nancy Price, is also not so good with girlfriends, but that’s another thing altogether.

If you’re a hunky young cub, you might have had a chance with this Lexus-driving divorcee. However, that boat sailed when Jules remarried in Season 3 of “Cougar Town,” when she tied the knot with Grayson Ellis. If you did meet June Bug during her single days, though, you should know she has a teenage son and only owns 8 DVDs, so maybe it’s best if you two go to your place instead of hers. Oh, and don’t forget the wine.

She may have been raised in a trailer park, but this lady has a taste for the finer things. Motivated, superficial, and materialistic, Julie has been married more than once. After filing for divorce from Jimmy Cooper, she dates the rich and powerful Caleb, all while being involved with her daughter’s ex-boyfriend. By the series finale, she appears to be back on the market, but this is only after Caleb dies of a heart attack the same night she was scheming to kill him. Prior to his death, he had fired from her cushy CEO position because a former lover resurfaced and blackmailed her with an adult movie she starred in. Our advice: proceed with caution.

Formally Miss Montgomery, this mother-turned-masseuse became single again when her husband left her while the couple was in financial dire straits. In order to properly provide for her family, Parks is willing to go almost all the way to please her customers. And we mean that literally. While The Rub appears to be a legit massage parlor, some of the services offered aren’t exactly on the “official” menu. That includes one client’s $50,000 offer to sleep with Riley, an offer which - spoiler alert - she accepts.

Born in New Jersey, raised in Pennsylvania, and college-educated in a time when many women were not, the ex-Mrs. Draper should be a catch for all seasons. In reality, however, she is cold, self-interested, childish and often a poor excuse for a mother. On the plus side, as a former model, she does look good, which sadly appears to be her only redeemable quality. Troubled and flawed beyond repair, Betty banks on her looks and is effectively a two-time trophy wife more interested in causing misery to others than gaining happiness for herself.

While known to fans of the series as Aunt Becky, there are some that call Mrs. Katsopolis “Mommy”, namely her twins... and maybe Uncle Jesse. A down-to-earth, practical, and lovingly sarcastic Nebraska farm girl, Becky is a semi-celeb in the Bay Area thanks to her co-hosting gig on “Wake Up, San Francisco.” Still, no matter how well and un-creepily you write your fan letter, don’t expect much of a reply as she is not only happy married, she is also firmly ingrained in the Tanner household and acts as the mother figure her nieces never had.

Born poor, Gabrielle moved up the social ladder due to her God-given good looks. A former top model, she is known to name drop luminaries such as Heidi Klum and... David Lee Roth as friends. Considered a trophy wife by Carlos, Gaby has been a mother – in a way - to seven, if you include a failed pregnancy, surrogacy and adoption, as well as a birth daughter and a legal daughter who were switched at birth, and a daughter and niece. That said, Solis is known to dabble outside of her marriage, especially if you happen to be a very fit, young gardener, but that’s not always a given.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.

Rachel Green
“Friends” (1994-2004)

Claire Littleton
“Lost” (2004-10)

Lorelai Gilmore
“Gilmore Girls” (2000-07)

Jessica Brody
“Homeland” (2011-)

Vivien Harmon
“American Horror Story: Murder House” (2011)

Anne Boleyn
“The Tudors” (2007-10)

While facing strong competition from Claire Dunphy, Gloria Pritchett is far and away our top pick for hot TV mamas. Stunning, accented, and with a sometimes-loose command of the English language, Gloria is as good-natured as she is outspoken. And while she often offends, Jay’s second wife is always coming from a good place. Although fully aware of her beauty, Mrs. Pritchett is more than happy as a wife and mother, so while you may look, you can’t touch, ‘cause you are well out of her league.

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