Top 10 Ninja Sex Party Music Videos
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They're the kings of musical comedy and the kings of NSFW content. Seriously, this MATURE CONTENT warning is here for a reason! Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today, we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Ninja Sex Party Music Videos!
For this list, we're looking at some of the best music videos from Ninja Sex Party, from the outrageously sexual to the absolutley absurd. (Wait...that's almost every video.) However, we're not counting videos where they're only “featured”. Sorry, TWRP...we love you guys, too, though!
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They’re the kings of musical comedy and the kings of NSFW content. Seriously, this MATURE CONTENT warning is here for a reason! Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today, we’re counting down our picks for the Top 10 Ninja Sex Party Music Videos! For this list, we’re looking at some of the best music videos from Ninja Sex Party, from the outrageously sexual to the absolutley absurd. (Wait...that’s almost every video.) However, we’re not counting videos where they’re only “featured”. Sorry, TWRP...we love you guys, too, though!
#10: “Road Trip” (2015)
Upon meeting Steel Panther at a “boning convention” (yep…that’s where they start the video), Danny recounts his life within the past year. Despite declaring his love and happiness for his girlfriend, Danny panics from the commitment and embarks on a road trip across the USA, planning to have sex in every state . Things quickly escalate when Danny decides to take go international and, eventually, into space. The way every landmark mentioned has a sexual joke attached is hilarious, and it’s hard not to crack a smile when seeing Danny destroy half of the Hollywood sign via thrusting. One thing we learned from this video is that Danny knows how to rock a speedo!
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#9: “Why I Cry” (2014)
Who doesn’t like a man with a sensitive side? Well, ladies, if you want a man who is extremely sensitive, Danny Sexbang is available. Throughout “Why I Cry”, Danny attempts to woo a lovely lady by describing romantic scenes. However, he gets carried away with the act, which causes him to confess that he cries over anything involving sex including the sight of a banana. Of all the NSP videos, this one features some of the best special effects, which heighten the levels of absurdity fitting of NSP’s style. It also shows that Ninja Brian could be lurking everywhere, even in the middle of a romantic song.
#8: “Objects of Desire” (2011)
It may be the oldest music video on this list, but “Objects of Desire” remains to be one of NSP’s classics. With cheesy animations and a dreamy melody, Danny starts the song as if he might propose to his girlfriend, but ends up admitting he’s had sex with almost everything in her house. The creativity needed to sexualize every object was...um, “interesting”, but we’d be lying if we said Danny’s ridiculous thrusting didn’t throw us into hysterical laughter. Oh, Danny, is there anything you don’t find arousing?
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#7: “Take On Me” (2016)
If you’re a big fan of NSP, then you probably already know how big of a fan he is for 80’s music. Of all the iconic songs to come from that decade, none fit the band’s style better than a-ha’s “Take On Me”. And boy, it doesn’t get anymore 80’s than this! Opting for a more traditional music video format, NSP and TupperWare Remix Party put on a spectacular performance. We can’t forget about the top-notch camerawork and amazing special effects. Of course, it wouldn’t be an NSP video without a few hilarious moments from Ninja Brian! It’s an rockin’ music video fitting for a rockin’ cover! Bravo, guys!
#6: “Unicorn Wizard” (2012)
Aaand we’re back to the sexual ridiculousness. In an effort to crank his awesomeness to eleven, Danny becomes his superhero alter ego, the Unicorn Wizard. Throughout the video, we witness the many feats he can accomplish, such as inventing new forms of karate and defeating evildoers with his dogs -- I mean, hellhounds. On top of the cheesy, yet funny green screen effects you can expect from a typical NSP video, it boasts some impressive animation done by OneyNG and PsychicPebbles. As a bonus, this is the one time we get to refer to Ninja Brian by an incredibly inappropriate name.
#5: “Attitude City” (2014)
After watching this video, there is no doubt that Danny knows how to be a total badass! Well...in a few ways. When he spots an attractive lady in an alley, Danny tries to seduce her by talking about how badass his not-so-badass life is. It isn’t long until a rival gang shows up where Danny’s confidence immediately disappears, happily handing them his belongings before returning to his overblown ego. With great visual effects and fantastic animation done by Gregzilla, “Attitude City” is incredibly enjoyable to watch as it is to listen to
#4: “Dragon Slayer” (2014)
Uh oh… Danny’s got his eyes set on another lovely lady! What cockamamie scheme has he cooked up this time? To ensure his chances of getting laid, Danny quickly dismisses the jobs of his competition by claiming he’s achieved the impossible in each of their occupations. Then, he fabricates an entire story of how he slayed a dragon. Lo and behold, the dragon is not real and is nothing more than a random stranger in a dragon suit (aka “GameGrumps” co-host Arin Hanson). Speaking of which, Hanson served as a wonderful director, and the choreography by Maxine Hupy has left us wanting to Dragon Dance all day.
#3: “Danny Don’t You Know” (2018)
As the most recent video on this list, “Danny Don’t You Know” takes a break from the absurd and sexual in order to convey a more empowering message. In this video, Danny visits his younger self (played by “Stranger Things” star Finn Wolfhard) and gives some words of encouragement to help him through life. The camerawork and visual effects are the best NSP has ever seen, and it successfully conveys an idea that’s relatable to us all: if you had the ability to go back in time, what would you tell your younger self? Well, we’re on board with Dan’s message…
#2: “6969” (2016)
Not only is this the longest song NSP has ever made, it’s also the most creative and visually stunning. Using a spaceship capable of time travel (and a handy tube of “space lube”), Danny and Ninja Brian set to travel to the year 6969, a time where everyone is getting laid. Much to their dismay, this is actually a time where society is banned from any sexual relations, and people are under the watchful eye of the “Dick Elders”. With the video taking a full year to complete, you can tell the production crew gave it their all (not in THAT way!!), from the detailed animation to the visual effects.  Before we get to our top pick, here are a few Honorable Mentions… “Dinosaur Laser Fight” (2011) “The Last Unicorn” (2015) “Wish You Were Here” (2016)
#1: “Cool Patrol” (2016)
While at a skating rink, Danny and Ninja Brian notice a kid (played by JackSepticEye) getting bullied. It’s up to our dynamic duo and the Cool Patrol (made up of Markiplier, and Matt and Ryan from SuperMega) to teach this kid how to defend himself! Just when you think the smacktalk is going somewhere, the tone abruptly shifts, turning the song into an innocent and cheesy dance lesson. “Cool Patrol” is NSP at their finest, turning the most outrageous jokes into visual spectacles while displaying amazing choreography, especially the professional skaters. Yes, the dance is ridiculous, but that isn’t going to stop us from learning it!
