Top 10 Craziest Things to Ever Happen at a Walmart
Many of the most bizarre things to ever happen in a Walmart store are some of the worst crimes to happen at Walmart. Whether it's someone treating the store like their personal meth lab, another person stealing gallons of milk while dressed as a cow, or someone performing an exorcism in the parking lot, these are some of the weirdest things to happen at Walmart. In honor of the first Walmart store opening on July 2, 1962 in Rogers, Arkansas, WatchMojo counts down ten of the most WTF things to ever happen at Walmart.
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Top 10 Craziest Things to Ever Happen at a Walmart
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And we thought those low, low prices were crazy. Welcome toWatchMojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the Top 10 Craziest Things To Happen At Walmart. For this list, we’re walking down the aisles of this superstore with extreme caution, and searching for the more bizarre, unbelievable and terrible things to ever happen inside a Walmart store.
#10: A Side Job
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Many people take on multiple jobs to make ends meet, and Walmart may be the perfect way to earn a couple of extra bucks... though maybe stick to cashiering and not solicitation... especially if it’s sexual. In 2013, 22-year-old Foster Bills decided to use his store’s bathroom in some unsavory ways. After police conducted an undercover investigation, they discovered that Bills had made arrangements with clients via Craigslist. He’d meet them in the Walmart bathroom and, well... let’s just say it was an employee discount that led to him being arrested.
#9: Got Milk?
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Sometimes, theft happens. And sometimes, theft is hilariously odd. The things that people steal don’t always make sense, as is the case with this 18-year-old who decided that he really, really need a gallon of milk... or two... or twenty-six...? This sounds like a dare gone horribly wrong, especially since the milk thief was dressed as a cow that decided to go all Robin Hood and hand out what he’d stolen. How mooving. We can’t decide what’s weirder: the fact that he committed the crime, or the fact that he didn’t get caught on the spot.
#8: What’s in Your Wallet?
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When it’s finally time to replace that old wallet, we’ve all secretly hoped that we’d find a random stash of money inside our new one. Usually, we just end up with one of those placeholder cards for where our driver’s license will go, but in 2009 a Walmart customer in Massachusetts found something... else. We’re not sure how we’d react to finding one human tooth, let alone TEN of them, but police confirmed that yes, the new wallet had human teeth inside. Next time you buy a wallet, be sure to check ALL the compartments. And employees? Triple check your inventory before it goes out on the floor.
#7: An Exorcism
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To be fair, this may not seem that odd if you’ve ever gone to Walmart on Black Friday. Customers tend to lose their collective minds and leave you whispering a quick prayer to a higher power. That’s not the case with this particular 2013 story, though, as a woman’s ex-husband and son truly believed that she’d been possessed. They arranged a meeting in the parking lot of their local Walmart and locked the woman in the car with two priests who threw “sacred oil” on her to exorcise her “demons.” We know exes can be hard to deal with, but this maaaaay have taken things too far.
#6: When You REALLY Need Socks
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What’s odder than a cow-suited robbery? A birthday suited one! In 2012, a Walmart in Pennsylvania was introduced to Verdon Lamont Taylor, who’d completely stripped down in the parking lot and waltzed into the store for... socks? We’re not sure if that was his end goal as he’d removed his outside with the rest of the clothing, but when he got to the Customer Service counter he reached into a bag, grabbed a pair of socks, took them out the package, and put them on before heading to the back of the store. Maybe Walmart just has really great socks?
#5: Breaking Walmart?
Not that we condone people trying to imitate Walter White, but if you’re gonna do it, maybe don’t do it in public? And yes, having the tools in your backpack and bringing them into the bathroom counts as doing it in public. And this Kentucky Walmart isn’t even the only hot spot for a would-be mobile meth lab. Jennifer Vaughn-Culp attempted to use a soda bottle while she was in a Missouri Walmart in 2012. She, at least, tried to be discreet and hide the bottle in her purse, but the same can’t be said for Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon, who tried to mix meth right on the shelves in the back of the store.
#4: Congratulations, It’s a Walmart Birth
While some parents name their kids after the place they were born, it may be best to stick with a more common name in this case. Walmart probably isn’t the most ideal place to give birth, but that’s exactly what happened to a 16-year-old girl back in 2013. After delivering her new baby boy in the Canon City Walmart bathroom, things went from awkward to panic inducing since the baby wasn’t breathing. Fortunately, one of the employees was quick to give the newborn CPR. The miracle of life, brought to you by your local Colorado Walmart. Save money. Live better.
#3: Murder
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This definitely wasn’t the holiday chaos that shoppers had in mind. At a Walmart in South Carolina, customers got to bare witness to Avery Blandin attacking his wife, Lilia Blandin, while she was working at the bank inside the store in 2011. Avery repeatedly stabbed his wife who, tragically, died from her injuries in the hospital. Avery tried to flee the scene, but crashed his SUV and was then apprehended by authorities. In a bizarre twist, the store didn’t close during the investigation, as customers were able to continue shopping despite the vicious crime that had taken place.
#2: Sex and the Walmart
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There’s nothing wrong with wanting to try out your latest purchase, especially if it’ll lead to some sexy times. We should put extra emphasis on the word purchase and stress the importance of trying it out at home. After stealing some KY Jelly from a Walmart in Kansas in 2012, Julian Call and Tina Gianakon decided to... try it. In the store. In the middle of the store. We understand feeling passionate about your partner of choice, but could you maaaaaybe wait until you get home? Before we get to our number one pick, let’s try our best to un-see these honorable mentions: - A Sticky Bum Superglue Toilet Prank at Maryland Walmart Leads to Man Getting Stuck - Arousing Walmart Travis Keen Exposes Penis While Driving Around Louisiana Walmart Parking Lot - A Misuse of Bleach Theresa Monique Jefferson Pours Bleach & Pine-Sol Over Customer at Baltimore Walmart
#1: How NOT to Show Affection
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Look, we get it, it’s hard to express your attraction toward someone else, but here’s a tip: if you find yourself in the presence of a gorgeous woman, do not, repeat, do NOT throw your semen at her. That may sound obvious, but to Frank J. Short Jr., it was the necessary approach when he saw an attractive woman in a Delaware Walmart in 2013. Short was, of course, arrested, but the real oddity in the story is this reportedly wasn’t his first pretty girl semen toss. He’d apparently done the same at a K-Mart! Next time, stick with the notebook over your crotch and go about your day.
