Celebrities Saying the Funniest Things

Kim Kardashian

A Charmingly Upper-Class Observation on Tattoos on “The Wendy Williams Show”

Taylor Swift

What’s Better Than Revenge? Hijacking Kanye West’s Award with a Cutting Callback

Keanu Reeves

The Nicest Guy in Hollywood, Unless an Interviewer Misidentifies a Role

Denzel Washington

An Actor This Great Deserves Some Consolation Prize After Losing an Academy Award

Demi Lovato

Fumbling a Food-Related Question Leads to a Weirdly Wholesome Response

Jim Carrey

The Overeager Golden Globe Winner “Accidentally” Thanks the Wrong Organization

Madonna

The Queen of Pop Downplays Her Infamous “Letterman” Interview in Very New York Fashion

Keke Palmer

Confidently & Politely Owning a Political Oversight Caught by Vanity Fair’s Lie Detector

Dakota Johnson

A Beauty Icon Joins Jimmy Fallon in Mourning a Change in Her Distinctive Dentistry

Oscar Isaac & Pedro Pascal

These Beloved Besties Answer Google Questions with Playful Insults & Violence

Timothy Olyphant

Conan O’Brien’s Best Friend Doesn't Sound Like His Talk Show’s Best Fan

Jake Gyllenhaal

Maybe Tom Holland Hype Doesn’t Mean That Much When It Comes from a Co-Star

Brad Pitt

Mom Had a Good Reason for Missing This Tabloid Mainstay’s Golden Globe Win

Kate Winslet

Stephen Colbert & the Star of “Titanic” Agree That the Film’s Ending Has Some Problems

Emma Stone & Ryan Gosling

The Recurring Co-Stars Vividly Recall a “Crazy, Stupid, Love” Dance Blooper

Robert Pattinson

A Reluctant Rom-Com Icon Gets Literal About His Favorite Chick Flick

Harrison Ford

Our Favorite Anti-Movie Star Notes a Press Conference Comment About Aging Gracefully

Chris Hemsworth & Scarlett Johansson

Two Friends Start to Get Vengeful During a Roast-Off for the BBC

Robert Downey Jr.

Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” Is Somehow Livelier as a Dramatic Reading

George Clooney & Julia Roberts

Even for These Talented Beauty Icons, Best Friends Kissing is an Acting Challenge

Ryan Reynolds

If There Was Any Doubt That Parental Instincts Overpower Marriage Vows…

Craig T. Nelson

A Rant About Government Aid on “Glenn Beck” Features an Ironic Brag About Self-Reliance

Allen Iverson

They Don’t Call This Basketball Legend “The Answer” for His Skills at the Press Conference

Charlie Sheen

An Overconfident Dispute About Mental Health Provided a Historic Internet Meme

Dwayne Johnson

“The Roast of Kevin Heart” Culminates in a Bodyslam on These BFFs’ Size Dynamic

Paris Hilton

The Humbling “The Simple Life” Sets Its Stakes with This Specialty Shopper’s Question

Jennifer Lawrence

This Natural Dramatic Actor Started as a Naturally Overdramatic Liar

Dolly Parton

The Sharpest Truth Bomb to Turn This Glamour Icon Into an Iconic Wit

Tom Hanks

Dreams of Playing a Bond Villain Were Supposedly Dashed by a Distinctive Acting Style

Jessica Simpson

“Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica” May Be Best-Known for This Mix-Up of Ingredients

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