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Top 10 Ugliest Video Game Characters

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Script written by Q.V. Hough Let’s play, and let’s pay respect to the grossest members of the gaming world. Join WatchMojo.com as we countdown our picks for the Top 10 Ugliest Video Game Characters. For this list, we’re focusing specifically on video games, and all characters in existence are eligible, whether they’re a main protagonist or just a random ugly. Special Thanks to our users "Marlon Jacques" "lv" & "The burning Phoenix" for suggesting this topic on our Interactive Suggest Tool at WatchMojo.comsuggest
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Top 10 Ugliest Video Game Characters


Let’s play, and let’s pay respect to the grossest members of the gaming world. Join WatchMojo.com as we countdown our picks for the Top 10 Ugliest Video Game Characters.

For this list, we’re focusing specifically on video games, and all characters in existence are eligible, whether they’re a main protagonist or just a random ugly.

#10: Queen Slug-for-a-Butt
“Earthworm Jim” (1994)

When a super suit drops from the sky, nothing can stop the protagonist of “Earthworm Jim” in his quest to meet the Princess What’s-Her-Name, well except the “twin” sister known simply as “The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt,” a name which effectively sums up the final boss in the final level ‘Buttville’. She never fails to impress gamers with her Kefka-esque presence, which is nice way of describing the collective juices that ooze from her slimy physique. As fate would have it, her defeat only reveals a cruel joke, as the more alluring twin finds herself annihilated by a hefty rocket cow.

#9: Falbi
“The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess” (2006)

When Link arrives on the shore of Lake Hylia, he can earn a few rupees by cannonballing up to Falbi’s Flight-by-Owl, owned by a rather eccentric character. To be fair, Falbi is a former circus presenter, which explains his unique style, but it’s the crazy-eyed appearance that leads us to believe that he might be havin’ a little too much fun in the wee hours of the night. Despite a frail upper body, this guy has a rather plump lower half, while his facial hair game could aptly be described as both disturbing and offensive.

#8: Rufus
“Street Fighter IV” (2008)

Originally designed as a slender African-American fellow, his final redesign ended up bearing more of a resemblance to Chris Farley from the 1997 film “Beverly Hills Ninja.” His massive rolls of fat jiggle gently like rolling waves, which makes you question what kind of diet this guy is on. He rocks a special kind of ponytail, but surprisingly, it’s not as distracting as his double Z breasts that barely fit into his vast selection of ill-fitting V-neck leotards. But holy hell, can this guy land a roundhouse. Unfortunately, his rotund physique, complete with jiggle physics, always makes a defeat even more devastating for gamers. He also likes to talk, A LOT.

#7: Harold
“Fallout” series (1997-)

He’s known by a variety of names, such as “The Talking Tree,” “The Lord,” and “The One Who Gives, Grows, and Guides,” but to us, Harold is “The One Who Is UGGG-LY.” Based on his voice alone, one may be inclined to believe he’s a grizzled old war veteran with amazing stories, and that IS true, but it’s hard to ignore the damn tree growing out of his dome. Whaddya gonna do, though, when it’s the 22nd century and nuclear war persists.

#6: Darlene Fleischermacher
“Dead Rising 3” (2013)

Living in 2021 California, Nick Ramos must not only survive a zombie outbreak, but also survive the human embodiment of gluttony. That’s right, Darlene Fleischermacher is the “Fat Bastard” of video games, and she’s coming at you with a wicked sense of humor and a delicious chicken leg. One may not be able to smell her wet flatulents or projectile vomit, but this big momma will leave a lasting imprint on your psyche while haunting your dreams, because she does not give a rat’s ass about common decency or even the ethics of a buffet line.

#5: The Spitter
“Left 4 Dead 2” (2009)

Well, hey there, fellas, here’s a busty brunette with a love for pink thongs and real gift for gab. Ok, maybe her entire mouth actually spits out balls of stomach acid, and she can’t necessarily hold a conversation, but one’s thing for certain, The Spitter doesn’t quit until she can’t spit anymore. Her appearance alone instills anxiety within gamers, and even when they defeat The Spitter, they are still unable to wash off the Mo’ Fugly, figuratively speaking. This dame will shake your nerves and rattle your brain with her big ol’ balls of stomach goo, and don’t even get us started on “The Boomer.”

#4: Gruntilda Winkybunion
“Banjo-Kazooie” series (1998-)

Since her overarching goal is to steal your sister’s beauty to make herself less ugly, it should come as no surprise that Gruntilda makes the list. Like the aforementioned Darlene Fleischermacher, Grunty doesn’t care much about social pleasantries, as she’s been known to dig deep for boogers and then drop a rhyme when she’s done. Yes, Gruntilda is revolting, but it’s the way she carries herself and the lack of self-awareness that make her such a hideous creature. In other words, she’s annoying as all hell, and that green skin doesn’t help either, not to mention her lack of teeth.

#3: Uma
“The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt” (2015)

Oh, boy. Well, we know what you’re thinking: “come to me, my precious!” With the looks of Gollum and the charisma of Sloth from “The Goonies,” this cursed being is undoubtedly the ugliest of all ugly babies. Truth be told, Uma comes in handy during the trip to Kaer Morhen, but for cryin’ out loud, this thing is not the ideal travel companion. Without spoiling too much, Uma apparently wasn’t always so ugly and there may be some home for him, or her yet. But they don’t call him the Uglist Man Alive for nothing.

#2: Baraka
“Mortal Kombat” series (1992-)

Um, perhaps you’re familiar with this vagabond mutant, as it’s difficult not to notice the ginormous blades protruding from his forearm region. Originally appearing in “Mortal Kombat II,” Baraka displays a toothy grin, but his busted up face doesn’t make him the most photogenic of characters, much like his pal Mileena, who sports a healthy physique despite her own set of snarly teeth. Above all, it’s Baraka’s troubling skin that detracts from his physical appeal…well, no. It’s his teeth. It’s definitely the teeth.
Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.

Wario
“Mario” series (1992-)

Fable 2 Prostitutes
“Fable 2” (2008)

Scarmiglione
“Final Fantasy IV” (1991)

#1: Layrn aka the Broodmother
“Dragon Age: Origins” (2009)

In 2009, Electronic Arts introduced gamers to a well-endowed Darkspawn known as Laryn. Let’s say this: Laryn gives new meaning to the terms “side-boob and “nip slip” while her flailing arms don’t exactly make her the most huggable character, theoretically speaking. All in all, it’s clear Broodmother has a bad attitude, and who really knows what else she’s got goin’ down there. In a gaming world fueled by perpetual mind boners, there’s no other boner killer quite like Broodmother.

So, do you agree with our selections? Who do you think is the most ugly characters in video games? For more mind-blowing Top 10s published daily, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com.

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