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#1
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste
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#2
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
Smeg, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. My God, there's James Last.
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#3
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
Of course, lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
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#5
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
There's only three alternatives: it thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate.... It's either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us.
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#6
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
34124? "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero-gravity"?
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#7
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard!
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#8
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
I knew I was lying. No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
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#9
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
Open communications channels, Lister. Broadcast on all known frequncies and in all known languages, including Welsh. ...This is Acting Senior Officer Arnold J. Rimmer of the Jupiter Mining Corporation
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#10
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
What the hell's happened to my teeth?! I can open beer bottles with my overbite!
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