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Top 10 Memorable Red Dwarf Quotes

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Smeg, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. My God, there's James Last.

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Top 10 Memorable Red Dwarf Quotes

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I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste

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Of course, lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!

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Change of plan. LEG IIIIIIIIIT!

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There's only three alternatives: it thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate.... It's either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us.

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Open communications channels, Lister. Broadcast on all known frequncies and in all known languages, including Welsh. ...This is Acting Senior Officer Arnold J. Rimmer of the Jupiter Mining Corporation

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34124? "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero-gravity"?

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It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard!

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I knew I was lying. No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?

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What the hell's happened to my teeth?! I can open beer bottles with my overbite!

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