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Top 10 Malcolm Tucker Quotes

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"Don't ever call me fucking English again."

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Top 10 Malcolm Tucker Quotes

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"All right, Hinge and Bracket. It's time to hang up your lady cocks."

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"I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes."

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"There's a glacier of shit at DoSAC. I need you over here with a fucking blow torch right now! "

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"Hey hey, don't leat him hear you doing that sort of stuff! What happens if he does stand a chance, eh? He'll fuck you harder than Ron Jeremy and with less warmth. "

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"Stop fucking blinking! Or I will take your optic nerve and strangle you with it! "

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If you don't go and get me some cheese, I'm gonna rip your head off, and give you spinedectomy.

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" I guess it leaves you standing in a chamber in the House of Commons with your big flaccid dick hanging out, with a "vote for me" sticking on the end. "

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" "Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews! "

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"This is the minister of international development here, he should be talking about... food parcels... not... fucking, arse-spraying mayhem! "

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