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Top 10 Jokes About... Chuck Norris

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... Can Slam a revolving door.

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... can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

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... donates blood to the Red Cross, just not his own.

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... doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

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... runs until the treadmill gets tired.

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... can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

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... does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

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... makes onions cry.

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the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

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