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1Dinkleberg! -
2Girly Scream -
3If I Had One!- Father Time! -
4Winning the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant- Miss Dimmsdale -
5Reading his Fortune- Information Stupor Highway -
6Beating the Dinklebergs in a Woman's Body- That's Life! -
7Having Ostrich Legs- Talkin' Trash -
8Losing Charades against the Dinklebergs- Pipe Down! -
9Becoming Nog-Man: Merry Wishmas -
10Being Unemployed- Nectar of the Odds -
11Arguing with a Puppet of his Wife- Mother Nature
