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1If I Had One!- Father Time! -
2Beating the Dinklebergs in a Woman's Body- That's Life! -
3Losing Charades against the Dinklebergs- Pipe Down! -
4Becoming Nog-Man: Merry Wishmas -
5Girly Scream -
6Having Ostrich Legs- Talkin' Trash -
7Arguing with a Puppet of his Wife- Mother Nature -
8Dinkleberg! -
9Winning the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant- Miss Dimmsdale -
10Reading his Fortune- Information Stupor Highway -
11Being Unemployed- Nectar of the Odds
