Funniest Clarksons Farm S4 Moments

<h4>TV Funniest Clarkson’s Farm S4 Moments</h4>

Welcome to WatchMojoUK, and today we’re looking at the most hilarious moments from the latest series of “Clarkson’s Farm”.

<h4>#10: Harriet’s Tiktoks</h4>

With Kaleb away on his nationwide tour at the beginning of the series, Jeremy is left dealing with the farm alone over the winter and spring. This means managing all the animals, because Lisa’s too busy with her perfume project to help, and also taking care of planting next year’s crops. He asks Charlie to get someone in to do what Kaleb usually does, and along comes Harriet, who turns out to be a Tiktok star as well as a farmer. Jeremy and Charlie take a break to watch one of her Tiktoks and are utterly baffled by the kinds of things young people are doing and watching these days, resolving that maybe Tiktok isn’t for them.

<h4>#9: Dodgy Pub</h4>

Because his on-site restaurant plans have been scuppered again, Jeremy decides he’s going to renew his co-operative dream with other farms in the area and open a pub that only serves local, British food and drink. It takes him a while to find the perfect pub, but we’re more interested in this very IMperfect pub, the Coach & Horses, which he tours with Lisa. They find problem after bizarre problem, from slugs breeding in the water pipes to bits of the ceiling collapsing. Still not dissuaded, he got Alan the builder in who said that all the problems were easily fixed – as long as Jeremy was willing to stump up half a million pounds to pay him.

<h4>#8: Cow Auction</h4>

Harriet returns for a spell to help Jeremy at a cow auction, under vague instructions from Charlie about what sort of cows they should buy. But just like in the first two series, Jeremy’s attempts to buy livestock at auction go horribly wrong when he barely understands the auctioneer, and ends up accidentally buying cows he doesn’t want. He even bids against himself at one point, only to be sternly told off by Harriet, who knows exactly what she’s doing. When they return to Diddly Squat, though, it turns out that he’s brought the wrong cows; these ones are nowhere near ready to be butchered, and are going to be on the farm being fattened up for months.

<h4>#7: Goat Collars</h4>

The goats are around for another year, and Jeremy comes up with a new way to get them clearing brambles and weeds without having to put up fences: app controlled shock collars. Miraculously, the collars and app work, keeping the goats penned in with no pens. Like an electric fence, though, there’s a learning curve for the goats, as they realise that the collars are going to give them a zap if they stray too far. But he starts all this off by giving the goats a speech that’s only slightly less strict than the one he later gives the new staff at his pub. And then they start trying to eat his clothes, of course.

<h4>#6: The Septic Tank</h4>

Clarkson eventually does get his hands on a pub, but this one’s got a lot of problems, too, including a broken, overflowing septic tank. This likely smelt even worse than the mouldy mushroom pipes in series 3, with waste disposal men working to pull out the pieces of the tank that had broken apart. Two bizarre things come out of the septic tank, though. First, an old mobile that seems to have been down there for decades after someone flushed it, and then a grown man. It turns out that all that refuse was coming up because he was actually down there passing it through the narrow tubes, doing quite possibly the worst job in the entire world.

<h4>#5: Richard Ham</h4>

This year’s pigs have a problem, a very small problem: one of the litters had a runt and that runt is now struggling to get enough food. This gives them a dilemma: do they send him to slaughter, knowing they’ll be paying to get very little meat, or do they keep him and feed him for no good reason? First, though, they have to name him, settling on the perfect moniker immediately. Poor Richard Ham never grows much bigger, but Jeremy comes up with a solution: keeping him around as a new male pig, after the last one got too boisterous, to encourage the sows to get into heat when necessary.

<h4>#4: Bull Negotiations</h4>

Jeremy eventually decides that he wants to buy his own bull so that he doesn’t have to keep paying for artificial insemination or bull rentals when it’s that time of the year, but accidentally goes for the most expensive breeder in the west country. The negotiations go to pot when Jeremy gets involved before Charlie’s finished getting the price down, though the deal is sweetened when he’s told that Kaleb recently installed some fence posts upside-down. Later, Kaleb and Jeremy try to wrangle the bull, Endgame, to get him to the field with the cows, only to be chased out of the pen. When they finally do get him there, the cows mount Endgame, rather than the other way around.

<h4>#3: New Tractor</h4>

There were a lot of problems with Jeremy’s silver Lambo in the previous series, so he decides that he finally needs a new one when the silver one ends up not having enough horsepower to plough the fields. After lining up half a dozen more sensible tractors from agricultural firms, he presents his new tractor to Kaleb – surprise, surprise, it’s another, even bigger Lamborghini. Kaleb is a picture of disappointment until Jeremy eventually reveals the price, and it turns out it’s far, far cheaper than all the other, smaller tractors he’d looked at. But Kaleb changes his tune when Charlie turns up, deciding that actually, he hates this Lambo, too, and its dodgy satnav.

<h4>#2: Cheated at Harvest</h4>

They’ve got three weeks to get the pub up and running, but simultaneously, the crops are ready to be harvested. Jeremy’s at the pub but orders Kaleb to let him know when the barley is ready – except, Kaleb decides he doesn’t need Jeremy’s help, and gets going on his own. Jeremy finds out because Kaleb posts online that he’s harvesting and goes down there to tell him off, in a rare moment where it seems like he’s actually genuinely annoyed. Then again, maybe he should have let Kaleb do it himself, since the chaos of preparing the pub AND harvesting the crops gets on top of him.

<h4>#1: The Public Loos</h4>

The big problem for Jeremy’s eventual pub was its attached picnic site, which once had some outside loos that were used liberally as a cottaging hotspot for years. The previous owners knocked the loos down without the council’s permission, after begging the council to let them get rid of the picnic site and its mandatory toilet provision and failing. Far from stopping the after dark activities, this meant the pub’s carpark became a dogging site instead. Worse, it’s a dogging site infamous across Oxfordshire and Gloucestershire, and they’ve been littering an array of items, including used underwear and prophylactics. Thankfully, the council does eventually let them get rid of the picnic area.

Let us know in the comments your favourite moments from Diddly Squat this year.