The 10 CRINGIEST Lines in Video Games

VOICE OVER: Mathew Arter
WRITTEN BY: Mathew Arter

We'd cover our ears if we thought it would help us never hear these terrible lines of video game dialogue ever again. In this list we'll prove not every memorable line is remembered for the same reason and some just give us second-hand cringe thinking about these at all. For this video we'll laugh with Tidus for all the wrong reasons, crack our voice with Dante, and scream Jason at the top of our lungs over and over again and shudder at the thought of many, many more lines of dialogue we wish we could forget.

  • #20: There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart
  • #19: "Kingdom Hearts" (2001)
  • #18: I have to stay alive to write this article before I die
  • #17: "Disaster Report" (2002)
  • #16: Jason!
  • #15: "Heavy Rain" (2010)
  • #14: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  • #13: "Final Fantasy X" (2001)
  • #12: Master of Unlocking
  • #11: "Resident Evil" (1996)
  • #10: They may as well talk to each other
  • #9: "NBA 2K24" (2023)
  • #8: They played us like a damn fiddle
  • #7: "Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes" (2014)
  • #6: That Wizard came from the moon
  • #5: "Destiny" (2014)
  • #4: Mario, and Princess Beach
  • #3: "Death Stranding" (2019)
  • #2: Dark Soul with Light
  • #1: "Devil May Cry" (2001)

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