Top 20 Funniest Adult Jokes in Victorious You Might Have Missed
#20: Foot Fetish
You know it’s a Dan Schneider sitcom when an uncomfortable foot fetishism is involved. The entire focus of the subplot is Trina showing off her smooth feet -thanks to an illegal treatment. She gets some of the rest of the gang to try the same treatment, and everyone around them is WAY too eager to ogle and feel their smoothened feet. In the end, the treatment lands them all in the hospital… And even the DOCTORS can’t resist feeling them up. We know Trina loves the attention, but we’re not sure this is the kind of attention she should be looking for… it feels creepier knowing what we know now.
#19: Robbie Catches Rex in the Act
Robbie is finally seeing a counselor about his “relationship” with Rex - about time if you ask us. At one point, he has Rex put in a drawer so he can talk to the counselor alone. But when he goes to get Rex, Rex scolds him for interrupting…something. Makes you wonder what Rex was doing in there. Was he trying to sleep, or did he need a little “private time” and Robbie caught him in the act? On second thought, let’s not think about it too long. The thought of Rex taking some “personal time” makes our skin crawl; still, maybe Robbie should’ve knocked, it’s common courtesy after all.
#18: “Are You in College Yet?”
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An ambulance is taking Beck’s dad to the hospital… don’t ask, it was one of Jade and Tori’s plans gone horribly wrong. The EMT assures Beck that his dad will be fine…. And then comes on to him. We can’t say we’re surprised; Beck has an unnatural gift for charming the ladies without even trying. Still, he’s a high school student, and this EMT’s probably in her 20s… isn’t that a little young to be a paramedic? Something about all this feels illegal; maybe it’s for the best that Jade chased her away -whether it’s out of jealousy or looking out for Beck.
#17: Rex Gets Too Excited
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While the gang preps for an acting challenge, Rex has a very specific character idea for Tori. To shut him up, Tori gives him a big smooch. And this leaves Rex a shuddering mess who can’t seem to think of anything, much less a good quip. It’s hard to tell what Rex’s reaction means – either he was incredibly uncomfortable with the affection, or -more likely- he enjoyed Tori’s kiss a little TOO much. Either way, Tori must be a great kisser since Rex isn’t seen for the rest of the episode. While it’s a questionable method, we can’t deny that it’s effective in shutting up the smart-mouthed puppet.
#16: Coconuts
It never hurts to try and get on the teacher’s good side. An apple is the traditional route, but Sikowitz isn’t really a traditional guy, and Tori duly shows up to class with his favorite treat in tow. So, wait, was Beck actually talking about the coconuts… or was he referring to something else? If the latter, then wow. Really, Beck? While your girlfriend Jade is right there, no less? Some fans might miss this visual gag, but the show couldn’t get it past us. Also, knowing that coconuts cause Sikowitz to hallucinate, does this mean Tori is a drug dealer now?
#15: “Never Heard That From a Girl Before”
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Lately, Tori has been annoyed by her friends wanting her to pick them to join her on a new game show. The next time she runs into Beck, Tori can’t contain her frustration, leading to an exchange that leaves us with some questions. We’re not sure which direction this joke goes – is it that no one says no to Beck’s charms, or something a little more risque? Given that Beck is pretty much irresistible, it’s pretty hard to believe he’s been rejected in either scenario. Though with the latter, makes you wonder how many nights of “fun” Beck’s had.
#14: Snoodling
In the series finale “Victori-Yes,” Cat and Robbie’s clothes get stolen, and they wind up hiding in their underwear. That alone guarantees this moment a spot on the list, but add to it, Robbie’s not so innocent suggestion. “Snoodle” is a fictional terminology used on the show, but no one knows for certain – it could mean to cuddle, spoon… Or something a lot naughtier. Either way, Cat rejects the idea outright. The fact that Robbie would make such a suggestion while they’re already underdressed makes this entry a two-for-one deal.
#13: The Flattest
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The gang is trapped behind a laser grid, and they’ll need someone to sneak under the beams and shut them off. And Cat takes her typically quirky point of view to get right to the heart of the matter. With the way Cat phrased it, it’s obvious it was a breast-size joke - something the show never shied away from. Trina and Jade’s reaction sold the joke even more since they knew there was NO WAY they could get their ‘assets’ past the lasers - they could barely fit them in a hamburger costume. Fortunately for them, Robbie gets selected since, let’s face it, he’s as flat as they come.
#12: The Shake Weight
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Unless “Victorious”’ younger fans had an advanced knowledge of obscure exercise equipment and Ellen DeGeneres, this joke likely flew right over their heads. In the episode “Helen Back Again,” Tori and her mother are seen using shake weights – a piece of exercise equipment that vibrates back and forth while being held with both hands. It’s an objectively hilarious device, and Ellen DeGeneres was more than happy to make fun of it on her show during a segment on silly infomercials. Although Tori and her mom hold them sideways (definitely not by accident), the showrunners were clearly attempting to sneak in an adult-themed joke that only the older viewers would get. And to that we say, bravo.
#11: “I Like Where This Is Going”
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Far and away Hollywood Arts’ creepiest student, Sinjin has run afoul of the school’s female population numerous times. For instance, in “Wok Star,” Tori informs him that his fly is undone … but turns out he already knows. Then there was the time Tori kissed him on the cheek and he insinuated that he was right on the verge of getting a certain “feeling.” Speaking of which, in “Wanko’s Warehouse,” Tori cozies up to Sinjin hoping he’ll let her cut the line. When she puts her arm around him, his anticipation is sky high. Tori then glances at his crotch and winces in disgust. We doubt many tweens caught that one.
#10: Plastic Surgery
In one of the first season’s most memorable episodes, Cat accidentally glues a horrifying zombie mask to Tori’s face while practicing for her stage makeup class. Desperate to get the monster makeup off her face, Tori convinces Trina to call a doctor to see if there’s anything they can do. During the call, Trina asks the doctor if she needs her parents’ permission to have “minor cosmetic surgery.” At first it’s not clear what she means, but a not-so-subtle glance down at her chest implies that Trina was talking about breast augmentation surgery. This one was clearly meant for the parents, not the kids.
#9: From an A to a D
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Season two’s “A Christmas Tori” opens with a visibly distraught Andre complaining about the poor grade he received in his creative music class. A passionate musician, Andre is taken aback by the mark, as he’s always managed to get A’s in music. However, Jade’s quick reply takes the conversation in a very different direction . . . It’s pretty clear that she isn’t talking about a sudden decline in grades that year - but about her body experiencing dramatic changes. The quip gets a laugh from Cat . . . although with Cat, that doesn’t mean she actually got the joke.
#8: Feeling Wonky
One of the challenges when it comes to a show like “Victorious” is coming up with ways to broach adult topics while using the vernacular of a younger audience. This was never more apparent than in the season two episode “Jade Gets Crushed.” In it, Andre suddenly finds himself overwhelmed with feelings for Jade – despite the fact that she’s dating his best friend. He later attempts to kiss Tori (because she’s dressed like Jade) and admits it’s because he’s feeling “wonky.” To some, this probably just sounded like a goofy word for lovesick, but adult viewers knew right away that it was a euphemism for horny. Keep it in your pants, Andre.
#7: Slapped with a Sausage
Okay, this one was just gross. During the annual Kickback party at Hollywood Arts, Tori is offered a sausage by Sikowitz, who’s manning the barbeque. When Tori asks what kind of meat it’s made of, Sikowitz laughs off the question and refuses to tell her. Strange, but we’ll let it slide. With her sausage still in hand, Tori goes to talk to Jade. When Jade comments on the fact that Cat is dancing with Tori’s ex, Tori threatens her with the sausage, only to find that Jade is into the idea… We think that one is pretty self-explanatory.
#6: Sexually Active
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In the season one episode “Robarazzi”, Robbie suddenly becomes popular when he starts posting embarrassing videos of friends on a TMZ style vlog. One of the videos shows Beck and Jade sitting in a car discussing what sounds like a very sensitive topic. While we don’t get to see the full conversation, we do hear Jade turning Beck down with an... interesting… excuse. While not overtly sexual, the fact that this conversation takes place between two teens sitting in a parked car at night certainly makes it suggestive. You probably didn’t think twice about this scene when you were younger, but now it’s painfully obvious what was going down.
#5: Oral Insinuations
In the episode “Rex Dies”, Beck and Andre are excited to show off the school’s newest toy: the Turblow Jet. Meant for use in an upcoming play, we think the real reason the writers introduced it was so they could slip in dirty jokes. For instance, when Tori sees it, the first thing she wants to know is if it blows; and the boys are more than happy to answer that question for her. But wait! There’s more! Not only does this massive excuse to have teenagers say dirty things blow, it also sucks! And when Tori sees the Turblow Jet’s sucking power, she quips: . . . [“Now that, is some serious suckage”]
#4: Mrs. Vega and Gary?
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Let’s face it, Tori’s mom, Holly Vega, was never Mother of the Year. However, in a few episodes, we see a few red flags that involve her and her husband’s police friend, Gary. She seems to text with him a lot, and it always puts her in a good mood. And Gary himself has a pretty high opinion of Holly. Arguably the biggest red flag is how Holly is quick to make sure no one sees what Gary is texting her. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on, but it raises one important question – have things in the Vega house been so bad that Holly has to have an affair behind her family’s back?
#3: The Scissoring
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Jade’s all-time favorite movie is a horror flick called “The Scissoring” which features a girl using a pair of scissors as a murder weapon… how very appropriate for Jade. The older fans of “Victorious” might recognize the film’s name as a double entendre – “scissoring” being a slang term for a lesbian sexual act. Once again, the show staff proved themselves sneaky enough to slip adult slang into a show marketed to kids. The joke works even more for Jade since fans tend to ship her with Tori, so maybe it’s a not-so-subtle way of hinting that Jade plays for both teams.
#2: Code Words
Season three of “Victorious” kicked things off with an episode-long parody of the seminal 1985 teen comedy “The Breakfast Club.” Just like in the movie, Tori and the gang are forced to spend their Saturday in detention. While there, they parody a number of scenes from the film, including the part in which Bender teases Claire and Brian for being virgins. “Victorious” pays homage to the moment in its own way, substituting sex for tacos and virgin for vegan. Jade plays the Bender role while Cat subs in for Claire. Seeing as how “The Breakfast Club” came out 25 years before “Victorious” premiered, we doubt many kids caught on to this sly reference.
#1: The Wood
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This episode featured a number of sexual innuendos, with the title serving as perhaps the most obvious one. While said title refers to the name of a reality TV show filming at Hollywood Arts High School, it’s also a slang word for something else. So it’s more than a little cringey when Trina excitedly exclaims that she wants to be on “the wood”. Later, we see Lane squirting lotion all over Robbie and Trina, in a not-so-subtle allusion. Oh, and “sneaking a peek at The Wood?” That’s a double entendre if we’ve ever heard one!
What adult jokes did you miss the first time? Let us know in the comments.
