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Top 10 Celebrities You'd Want At Your Side In A Zombie Apocalypse

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Script written by Sean Harris These famous faces would definitely help you make it through the end of days. Join WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Celebrities You’d Want at Your Side in a Zombie Apocalypse! For this list, we've taken a look at the celebrities that are alive and well today, and ranked those that'd be most useful in a fight against the living dead. Special thanks to our user Felix_B for submitting the idea using our interactive suggestion tool at WatchMojo.comsuggest
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Script written by Sean Harris


Top 10 Celebrities You’d Want At Your Side In a Zombie Apocalypse


These famous faces would definitely help you make it through the end of days. Join WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Celebrities You’d Want at Your Side in a Zombie Apocalypse!

For this list, we’ve taken a look at the celebrities that are alive and well today, and ranked those that’d be most useful in a fight against the living dead.

#10: ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin

Pro wrestling’s iconic antihero, Steve Austin could trash talk anyone into an early grave, and he could throw a stone cold stunner that’ll get any zombie back into theirs. Give the Texas Rattlesnake a beer or two, and he’ll be cruising for a bruising, which means the zombies would hopefully be focusing on him instead of us. It’s easy to imagine the ‘3:16’ whoopin’ ample undead ass, leaving you to relax ringside. The apocalypse ain’t got nothing on this guy; ‘And that’s the bottom line, ‘cuz Stone Cold said so!’

#9: Michael Cera

Why on Earth would you want an actor famous for playing emotionally and socially awkward characters on your team? Two words: Zombie. Fodder. Michael Cera is your second chance card. If you are ever cornered by a zombie looking for fresh flesh, then Cera’s the guy to turn to. He’d either start singing in a bid to soothe the blood-lust, or else he’d serve as a sacrificial lamb. There’s no doubting Cera’s acting ability, but someone’s gotta be the bargaining chip – and it’s not gonna be you.

#8: Emma Stone

If her performance in “Zombieland” is anything to go by, then Emma Stone knows how to handle herself when it comes to surviving an apocalypse. As Wichita, she took full command amid outrageous violence, proving seriously skilled with a variety of weapons. In “Gangster Squad”, she shone as an especially dangerous femme fatale. And, on top of everything else, she’s funny as hell. A good joke goes a long way when you see zombies everywhere you turn.

#7: Elon Musk

Behind every successful zombie survival bid, there’s at least one brilliant brain. Elon Musk could bring that brain. The mind behind electric auto firm Tesla Motors, he’s also CEO of SpaceX, a space transport company. With Musk on your side, you’ll end up evading zombies in some sort of renewably powered, silent stealth machine. He’s so clever; he’d likely locate a cure for zombie bites in no time. And, if all else fails, he’d fly you off of Earth entirely, and land you on the moon for a zombie-free life.

#6: Martha Stewart

An undisputed domestic goddess, Martha Stewart could probably cook or craft her way out of most tricky situations. Even when there seems to be nothing to eat, she’d still be able to ‘focus’ on making some kind of salad. A potential ‘mother hen’ character in general, she’d likely have a sterner side as well, given that she’s done time in prison. Locked away for fraud from October 2004 until March 2005, she’s a tough cookie who knows how to make cookies. What more could you want?

#5: Shia LaBeouf

The wildcard that every good zombie survival squad needs, Shia LaBeouf could derail the whole entire operation, but he could prove an incomparable asset as well. It’s well-publicized that the “Transformers” actor is sometimes a little crazy, but contain that craziness and unleash it on an unsuspecting zombie, and they’ll definitely be dazed, and probably confused. If LaBeouf is a liability, then he’s prime zombie bait. Either way, you’d want to take him with you. Just do it!

#4: Jennifer Lawrence

As Katniss Everdeen she won the 74th Hunger Games, and survived the 3rd Quarter Quell. She’s the ‘girl on fire’, the ‘Mockingjay’, and the face of the Rebellion. Her credentials as an apocalypse buddy are incredible. Off-screen as well, Jennifer Lawrence seems like she could handle herself. She’s a straight talker and can be seriously funny, which is always good for morale. If she’s anything like her Everdeen character though, then she’s an effective, if reluctant leader. With her, the odds are ever in your favor.

#3: Ken Jeong

When you spend your days running from a flesh-eating horde, you’re gonna need a medic. No one in the world of celebrity is more qualified to fill that role than Ken Jeong. A star of the TV sitcom “Community” and known as the crowbar wielding, naked gangster in the “Hangover” series, he’s also a licensed physician in the state of California. Even the most efficient zombie hunter is likely to suffer one or two wounds, so Dr. Ken would be indispensable.

#2: ‘Bear’ Grylls

When it comes to survival, this Brit knows his stuff. He has conquered Everest, crossed the North Atlantic, and he’s the face of “Man Vs. Wild” – which is effectively a ‘how-to guide’ for a zombie invasion. Grylls proves time and again that even in the most hopeless and inhospitable situations, survival is just a state of mind. We almost included Ed Stafford here, but Grylls gets the nod because not only could he kill zombies, he’d have 101 uses for a zombie carcass as well.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.

Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Liam Neeson
Danny Trejo
Bruce Campbell

#1: Dwayne Johnson

Also known as ‘The Rock’ and the ‘Scorpion King’, with Dwayne Johnson at your side there’d be nothing to fear. In fact, the apocalypse might even be enjoyable. There can’t be many things more satisfying than ‘Rock Bottoming’ zombies back into the ground from whence they came. Or ‘People’s Elbowing’ their heads off. And, on top of the obvious physical advantages, ‘the most electrifying man in sports entertainment’ seems like a really good guy. The zombies won’t like it, but that ‘doesn’t matter’!

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