"Come back here, you steroid!" instead of "F*ck you, a**hole!" - Total Recall (1990)
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Top 10 Funniest Examples of Movie Censorship
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"Pardon my French, but you're an aardvark," instead of "...a**hole!" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
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"I'd rather have a job washing Saddam Hussein's cars," instead of "wiping Saddam Hussein's arse." - Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
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"You're gonna be one bad mothercruncher," instead of "motherf*cker." - Robocop (1987)
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"Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!" instead of the infamous line from Diehard (1988)
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"I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!" instead of "motherf*cking snakes...motherf*cking plane!" - Snakes on a Plane (2006)
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President Baxter Harris's Exposed Anus Is Covered By a UN Flag - Scary Movie 4 (2006)
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Bart Simpson Skateboarding Nude - The Simpsons Movie (2007)
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For more possibilities, this is a pretty good reference: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/49927/21-creative-tv-edits-naughty-movie-lines
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"This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real firing gun!" instead of "f*cking gun." - Lethal Weapon (1987)
