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Top 10 Eric Cartman Quotes
#3
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TomDalyDog
"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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#4
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julesfmb
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a
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#7
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TomDalyDog
"Handle it? For two billion dollars, I could handle Grandpa's balls, dude."
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#10
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TomDalyDog
"My grandma was Dutch Irish and my grandpa was lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian!"
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