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Top 10 Eric Cartman Quotes

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    1"Respect my authoritah!"

  • 2"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

  • 3"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

  • 4Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a suggested byjulesfmb

  • 5"Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all tree-hugging hippie crap".

  • 6"Handle it? For two billion dollars, I could handle Grandpa's balls, dude."

  • 7"Hippies can't stand death metal".

  • 8"Revenge is so very, very sweet!"

  • 9"Give me your Jew Gold!"

  • 10"My grandma was Dutch Irish and my grandpa was lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian!"

  • 11 "Shut up you black ass**hole!"

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