"You mean they [actors] actually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, stuck on silly hats and trusted to luck." - Blackadder the third (Macbeth)
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Top 10 Edmund Blackadder Quotes
#2
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Joe17.16
"I think I'll write my tombstone - 'Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed'."
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#3
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun."
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#4
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"
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#5
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Joe17.16
"Socks are like sex. Tonnes of it about buthe I never seem to get any."
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#6
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil"
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#7
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start."
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#8
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping"
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#9
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"That's another one of life's great mysteries solved: the dinosaurs were in fact wiped out... by your pants."
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#10
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MikeMJPMUNCH2
"He's mad. He's mad! He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition"