Hangover hospitals, castaway cannibals and a DIY R2-D2! Just because you don’t need to know about these stories, doesn’t mean they won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence. This is our last episode of 2015, so enjoy it while it lasts, people! Follow The Dispatch on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDispatchWM

Bionic humans, zombie Christmas and Skyping chimps! Just because you don’t need to know about these stories, doesn’t mean they won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence. This week we’re tackling a very zombie Christmas, Skyping apes and bionic humans! Follow The Dispatch on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDispatchWM

Penis assault, a cloning mega factory and Seagal training. Just because you don't need to know about these stories, doesn't mean they won't interest you. Join WatchMojo.com, and this is The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence. So, bow to your sensei, and let's get started.

Viagra for kids, tech tattoos and dead gamers that aren’t actually dead. Just because you don’t need to know about these stories, doesn’t mean they won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence. So, pop a Viagra and let’s get this going! Just joking, don’t do that! Do NOT do that. Awkward visuals...

Klingon sword fights, sex strikes and pigeons with doctorates. Kinda. Just because you don’t need to know about these stories, doesn’t mean they won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence.

Crocodile guards, a Nintendo-Sony hybrid and real life jet packs. Just because you don’t need to know about these stories, doesn’t mean they won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence.

The world’s pretty cool! Just because you don’t need to know about these stories, doesn’t mean they won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you three cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence.This week we’re tackling Taiwanese exorcisms, sexual assistance in the Czech Republic and kangaroo flatulence.

The world’s pretty cool! Just because you don’t need to know about it, doesn’t mean it won’t interest you. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com for The Dispatch, where we give you 3 cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence.

Is Jediism a religion? Do the ways of the force and their guidance in life prove enough to be a religion? Apparently, the Charity Comission of the United Kingdom doesn’t think so! Sounds like they don’t like Star Wars, and are going a little Rogue One. Also, TV producers in Russia are developing the craziest reality show ever where you can murder, rape, drink, smoke and do whatever you want or whatever it takes to survive. And finally, a racehorse in Australia tested positive for crystal meth! Animal rights down the drain. It doesn’t seem like an accident either when its owner named it Party Til Dawn. Yikes.

The Dispatch looks at the rap beef that actor Shia LaBeouf has found himself in the middle of ever since his freestyle on Sway In The Morning. Rappers Soulja Boy Tellem and Lil’ Yachty have taken exception to his diss tracks. A mannequin challenge has landed two men in jail after their viral video lead to a search warrant and arrests for possession of drugs and weapons without permits. And finally, a man had his penis replaced with a bionic penis after he lost his manhood in the 1970s.

The Dispatch looks at how Japan is using one Anime in Particular to fight the rise of STIs and HIV in young Japanese women. Then, we jump to Britain where it has been discovered that medieval leprosy didn’t die out like the black plague did, and in fact lives on through an unlikely host: squirrels! And finally, crafty drug dealers in the New Zealand city of Queenstown and the surrounding area are using the mailboxes of vacant homes to traffic their crystal meth.

The Dispatch looks at the earliest proof of human existence in Australia, a controversial new slogan that looks a little bit like a certain curse word, the auctioning off of Hitler’s wife’s underwear (Ms. Eva Braun herself), and also at the discovery of a cold war nuclear bomb off of the western coast of Canada! Who knew that diving for some brainless sea cucumbers could yield such an explosive discovery?

The Dispatch is looking at potential proof of alien life with a mega structure that could have been built by an advanced martian colony in a galaxy far, far away. Scientist suspect it could be a Dyson sphere, which cultivates energy from the sun, but nobody knows for sure. Also, Pizza Hut has created a very pointless tech tattoo that orders your favorite pizza with just the tap of your smart phone (and an app, of course). And finally, a British radio host claims that sexual education classes need to be rethought, and has introduced the idea of including pornography studies in schools. Yikes!

Robbers from Memphis did more than steal jewelry and valuable belongings, they also found time to sneak in some sex, and were caught by the owner of the home they were stealing from. Then, a frog from Ecuador has vomited up a new species of ant that had never been seen before, thanks to a scientific process in which the frog’s stomach is pumped. Lastly, a study in Japan has revealed that there is a virgin epidemic ongoing in which 40% of the population – both men and women – between the ages of 18 and 34 have never had sex or lost their virginity.

Script Written by Jesse Polowin & Adrian Sousa A man from California has demanded he gets paid in burritos instead of money after declining Chipotle Mexican Grill’s cash settlement outside of court. He and many other people had protracted norovirus from the popular Mexican restaurant. Also, a British family has capitalized on an easy money making strategy by creating a website to help Chinese families name their children. And finally, a woman in Oklahoma has been arrested with her daughter for a scandal involving them marrying each other. Incest is illegal, and this isn’t the first time this woman has engaged in an incestuous relationship.