Top 10 Music Videos That Are Basically Porn

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Lock the doors and make sure your mother isn’t home. Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we are counting down our picks for the Top 10 Music Videos That Are Basically Porn. For this list, we are counting down music videos that leave little to the imagination when it comes to nudity, sex and other adult themes. This list is definitely not safe for work.

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Top 10 Music Videos That Are Basically Porn

 
Lock the doors and make sure your mother isn’t home. Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we are counting down our picks for the Top 10 Music Videos That Are Basically Porn.
 
For this list, we are counting down music videos that leave little to the imagination when it comes to nudity, sex and other adult themes. This list is definitely not safe for work.
 

#10: “Booty”   
Jennifer Lopez  feat. Iggy Azalea  (2014)


Jennifer Lopez is known for a few things, and one of them is her butt. This video begins by alerting the audience to prepare for an impact, and boy do J. Lo and Iggy Azalea deliver. Both sexy ladies make great use of their assets, but it’s not all booty action. The two stars grind against the wall, the floor and even get a little close with each other. The song is nothing but pure fan service, but when you have a big booty like that and you want to shake it, who’s to judge?
 
 

#9: “Tip Drill”   
Nelly feat. St. Lunatics (2000)

You knew there had to be at least one rap song on this list. “Tip Drill” is a remix of Nelly’s original song “E.I.” and is definitely a sight to behold. Sexy women wearing little to nothing. Check. Men watching while they make it rain. Check. Catchy beat for the girls to dance to. That’s here too. While the video does feature plenty of T&A, it did come under fire for its portrayal of women. Nelly was even named Misogynist of the Month by the Feminist Majority Foundation for this video. We’re guessing they don’t watch too many rap videos…
 
 

#8: “Parisian Goldfish”
Flying Lotus (2008)

Where to begin on this one. This seizure-inducing video features a man and woman dancing with each other. Things escalate quickly as clothes are removed and before you know it the two are having some pretty trippy sex. Throughout the video, a smudge effect covers up the couple’s fun bits. Meanwhile, penetration is demonstrated using some cartoonish and colorful imagery. You may not want to have sex after this video, not because it's gross, but because you’ll have a bad headache after watching it.
 
 

#7: “Blurred Lines”  
Robin Thicke feat. Pharrell Williams and T.I. (2013) 

 
This video throws you right in the action with topless women walking around while Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams sing about wanting to have sex with said girls. In fact, the whole video follows this formula, with both singers getting up close and personal with the garment-lacking ladies. And as catchy and tantalizing as the song and video are, it was also the subject of controversy. The song was accused of promoting misogyny and date rape, which has led to the song being banned from UK Universities. Let’s just say, mom would not approve of this video.
 
 

#6: “Call on Me”
Eric Prydz  (2004)




Let’s get physical in this throwback to sexy 80s gym attire. This video features one guy and over a dozen girls doing some aerobic exercise, except this workout routine is just a bit suggestive in nature. During the workout, the instructor and the lone man are giving each other lustful glances as they gyrate and thrust their hips to the beat of this dance track. Then again, if all workout instructors looked like that there would definitely be a lot more guys wanting to getting in shape. In fact, there actually is an aerobics DVD call “Pump it Up-The Ultimate Dance Workout” which features the dancers from the video doing aerobic exercises.




#5: “Girls on Film”
Duran Duran  (1981)

 
Duran Duran is one of those bands you would never expect to see on a list like this. However, their song “Girls on Film” proves different. The video takes place on a catwalk decked out to look like a boxing ring. Throughout the video, girls walk onto the catwalk to play out different sexual fantasies and scenarios, while they are being filmed. There arepillow fights, sumo wrestlers and even a little bit of S&M, making sure there is a little bit of something for everyone in this video.




#4: “Dirrty” 
Christina Aguilera ft. Redman (2002)

 
Much like Britney Spears, in the early 2000s, Christina Aguilera sought to shed that nice girl persona and try something a little more risqué. This video helped solidify that change. In the video for “Dirrty,” Xtina gets down and dirty in a boxing ring surrounded by dozens of muscled men, including Redman. She manages to wear as little as possible while gyrating, dancing and grinding vigorously with multiple partners. Although you may never see her in a real boxing ring, the one featured here would definitely require an 18+ rating.
 
 

#3: “Satisfaction”
Benny Benassi (2003)

 
At most construction sites, big sweaty men do all the work. But in this video, the roles have been flipped. Here we see women in very little clothing working with an array of power tools, however they don’t seem to be building anything. You’ve got power drills, jackhammers, grinders and electric saws all accompanied by a hypnotic beat and robotic voice. The ladies may not be wearing much in the way of work uniforms, but at least their eyes and ears are safe, because we all know the importance of using protection!  
 
 

#2: “Pussy”
Rammstein (2009)

 
While the other entries are “basically” porn, Rammstein's “Pussy” is without question straight-up porn. Never mind that the lyrics have no subtlety, this video features each band member and their pornstar body double having sex with women. Not just any sex. Hardcore, X-Rated, lock-your-doors sex. In the video, each member portrays a stereotypical porn character, such as CEO or Cowboy, and as the video progresses, the X-factor ramps-up continuously. And in true porn fashion, at the end of the video, each member gets their money shot.
 
Before we get all hot and bothered over our top pick, here are a few Honorable Mentions.
 
“Justify My Love”
Madonna (1993)
 
“Sad Eyes”
Enrique Iglesias (1999)
 
 
“I’m a Slave 4 U”
Britney Spears (2001)
 
 

#1: “Anaconda”
Nicki Minaj  (2014)

 
As Sir Mix-a-Lot once said, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.” And Nicki Minaj has plenty of those. Starting off with Nicki and her posse posing in a jungle, it doesn’t take long till the hips start thrusting and the butts start shaking. Whether it's on a bridge or in the kitchen, Nicki proves that her sexiness is something she isn’t afraid to flaunt. And if you thought that was a bit too subtle she even includes a strip tease for good measure. And you thought JLO was the only singer with a famous derriere!
 
 
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