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Top Ten Robin Williams Quotes

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    1You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
  • 2See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  • 3I went to rehab in wine country, just to keep my options open
  • 4Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet
  • 5No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
  • 6As beatific as Gandhi was, I'm sure there was some guy in a Bombay bar going, "I knew Gandhi . . . he was a prick"
  • 7If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
  • 8The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She’s got a baseball bat and yelling "You want a piece of me?"
  • 9Some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, lives with his parents, come on. He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewi
  • 10Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money
  • 11The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

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