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Top Ten Homer Simpson Quotes

also part of: Top 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
why not just the simspons quotes
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    1"D'oh!"
  • 2"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway."
  • 3"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
  • 4"Oh my god, space aliens. Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
  • 5"Television! Teacher! Mother! Secret Lover."
  • 6"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
  • 7"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
  • 8For Once maybe someone will call me sir without adding "You're Making a Scene" suggested bywx30th
  • 9"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T"
  • 10"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."
  • 11"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
  • 12"Boy, when I get home I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck and smother you with kiss" suggested byFreemantle_uk
  • 13"But Marge, a gun is a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator."
  • 14This has purple stuff. Purple is a fruit.

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