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1Girly Scream -
2If I Had One!- Father Time! -
3Beating the Dinklebergs in a Woman's Body- That's Life! -
4Losing Charades against the Dinklebergs- Pipe Down! -
5Dinkleberg! -
6Becoming Nog-Man: Merry Wishmas -
7Being Unemployed- Nectar of the Odds -
8Winning the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant- Miss Dimmsdale -
9Reading his Fortune- Information Stupor Highway -
10Having Ostrich Legs- Talkin' Trash -
11Arguing with a Puppet of his Wife- Mother Nature
