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1If I Had One!- Father Time! -
2Losing Charades against the Dinklebergs- Pipe Down! -
3Winning the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant- Miss Dimmsdale -
4Having Ostrich Legs- Talkin' Trash -
5Becoming Nog-Man: Merry Wishmas -
6Arguing with a Puppet of his Wife- Mother Nature -
7Dinkleberg! -
8Girly Scream -
9Reading his Fortune- Information Stupor Highway -
10Beating the Dinklebergs in a Woman's Body- That's Life! -
11Being Unemployed- Nectar of the Odds
