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1Dinkleberg! -
2Winning the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant- Miss Dimmsdale -
3Beating the Dinklebergs in a Woman's Body- That's Life! -
4Having Ostrich Legs- Talkin' Trash -
5Losing Charades against the Dinklebergs- Pipe Down! -
6Becoming Nog-Man: Merry Wishmas -
7Arguing with a Puppet of his Wife- Mother Nature -
8Reading his Fortune- Information Stupor Highway -
9Girly Scream -
10If I Had One!- Father Time! -
11Being Unemployed- Nectar of the Odds
