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Top 10 Best Homer Simpson Quotes

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D'Oh!

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Top 10 Best Homer Simpson Quotes

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I've got a problem. As soon as you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and then I'll never be able to let you go!

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

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In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

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Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.

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I am so Smart! I am so Smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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