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Top 10 Best Homer Simpson Quotes

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    1D'Oh!
  • 2I've got a problem. As soon as you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you, and kiss you, and then I'll never be able to let you go!
  • 3Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
  • 4In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
  • 5Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
  • 6It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.
  • 7Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
  • 8I am so Smart! I am so Smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!
  • 9To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  • 10Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
  • 11Moo!? Carl you were supposed to be the E! suggested byCelesteK
  • 12We'll be right back! suggested byCelesteK
  • 13Patience my pet! suggested byCelesteK

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