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1If I Had One!- Father Time! -
2Reading his Fortune- Information Stupor Highway -
3Dinkleberg! -
4Girly Scream -
5Losing Charades against the Dinklebergs- Pipe Down! -
6Becoming Nog-Man: Merry Wishmas -
7Being Unemployed- Nectar of the Odds -
8Arguing with a Puppet of his Wife- Mother Nature -
9Winning the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant- Miss Dimmsdale -
10Beating the Dinklebergs in a Woman's Body- That's Life! -
11Having Ostrich Legs- Talkin' Trash
