Top 10 Thirstiest Anime Girls (ft. Todd Haberkorn)
For this list, we're looking for the ladies in anime who have only got one thing on the brain; getting down and dirty with their lover of choice. Doesn't matter if their brave heroines or monstrous vixens, these ladies are more than eager to take things to the next level…sometimes to ridiculous degrees. Get ready for mature scenes and saucy spoilers down the line!
Will someone please come along and satisfy these ladies before they hurt someone? Please! Welcome to WatchMojo and today we are counting down our picks for the Top 10 Thirstiest Anime Girls.
For this list, we’re looking for the ladies in anime who have only got one thing on the brain; getting down and dirty with their lover of choice. Doesn’t matter if their brave heroines or monstrous vixens, these ladies are more than eager to take things to the next level…sometimes to ridiculous degrees. Get ready for mature scenes and saucy spoilers down the line!
(Todd Introduction)
#10: Esdeath
“Akame Ga Kill” (2014)
She’s the Empire’s secret weapon. Hell in high heels. Capable of freezing everything, even time itself. And…she’s totally into the bland male lead. Guess even badass villainesses aren’t immune from the harem curse. Of course in this instance, Tatsumi may have considered going all the way with her. Not only is she by far one of the most provocative characters in the whole series, but there was the very real threat of her slicing him into tiny little pieces if he refused her. Sheesh, for someone who can control ice she really needs to chill…
#9: Hestia
“Is It Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?” (2015)
Kind of hard to believe that this deity has practically no followers. Not only is she as cute as can be but her choice in fashion leaves veeeery little to the imagination. Guess the adventurers of this world just aren’t into that. Tell you what Hestia is into; Bell. As her only familiar, Hestia has shown to have the heavenly hots for the wannabe dungeon crawler, in spite of the fact his interests clearly veer towards the warrior class. Here’s hoping they can work it out, preferably before Hestia decides to start smiting her romantic rivals!
#8: Anna Nishikinomiya
“Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist” (2015)
And this is why suppressing all sexual urges is a bad thing. While appearing prim and proper on the surface, Anna’s pristine disposition melts away after an accidental and rather steamy encounter with resident man meat Tanukichi. Now more than a little obsessed with performing the spread eagle with her new crush, Anna goes from My Fair Lady to Basic Instinct pretty quickly. Unfortunately for Anna, her tendency to nearly violate the man of her dreams as well as bake cookies infused with her love fluids for him tends to ruin her chances of getting any action.
#7: Boa Hancock
“One Piece” (1999-)
Given how she was tortured by the Celestial Dragons, it’s easy to see why the snake princess would have an initial aversion to men. Of course, Luffy isn’t your run of the mill guy. After proving his selflessness, Hancock’s entire image of male pirates was shattered, and as a result fell helplessly in love with the Straw Hat Captain, aka the only guy in the entire world who couldn’t care less about romance. Ouch, tough break. Of course, Luffy’s disinterest in rocking the boat hasn’t dampened the flames in Hancock’s heart even a little, to the point where she’s proclaimed herself as his one true wife. You’re a lucky man Luffy, even if you don’t know it.
#6: Kuroko Shirai
“A Certain Scientific Railgun” (2009-)
There’s a thin line between bestie and stalker, and Kuroko likes to blur it on frequent occasions. While she’s a competent esper in her own right, she’s rather infamous for literally throwing herself at Mikoto in the hope of getting herself a piece of that Railgun. It’s about as annoying as you’d expect, to the point where we’re kind of wondering why Mikoto hasn’t ditched her yet. Alas, Kuroko’s thirst shows no signs of diminishing, to the point where her flashing the goods has become common place. May want to tone it down there.
#5: Tsubasa Hanekawa
“Monogatari” series (2009-)
Oh Araragi, you may have helped numerous ladies overcome plenty of supernatural afflictions, but you also tend to be the cause of a lot of their issues. Just take Hanekawa over here, she had such a lady boner for you that she ended up turning into a cat girl with a taste for blood. Classic romance. Don’t worry Hanekawa, you might gotten your heart smashed to tiny bits, but we’ve seen the kind of shit that Araragi gets up to with his sisters. Trust us, you don’t want to be tapping that!
#4: Sarutobi Ayame
“Gintama” (2006-)
Even ninjas have needs, some just choose to express said needs by stalking their crushes relentlessly. Not sure why Sa-chan would fall for someone as...unique as Gintoki, but the heart wants what the hearts wants. Granted, the average person would have given up after the first time Gintoki throw a projectile into their face, but not this kunochi, though that might have something to do with her raging masochism. When you go as far as to make yourself a virtual copycat of the guy you like, you officially have a problem.
#3: Juvia Lockser
“Fairy Tail” (2009-)
I guess that even a hopeless romantic with no sense of personal boundaries can find true love if she keeps at it long enough. Even if her man of choice is Gray. Ugh. Ever since he saved her life and recruited her as a Fairy Tail guildmember, Juvia has been utterly entranced by the shirtless wonder, never letting an opportunity go by to try and snatch him up with her womanly charms. While her affections at the furthest thing from subtle, her loyalty to her one-sided relationship remains oddly endearing. Odd how someone made of water can be so thirsty.
#2: Albedo
“Overlord” (2015-18)
There’s no nice way to say this; this winged beauty lives to please her Bone Daddy. The leader of the Floor Guardians may look rather refined with her fallen angel frame, but as soon as she gets a whiff of her beloved Lord Ainz, she turns into a beast desperate to be taken to the boneyard. If that’s not disconcerting enough, she also has a full on Ainz Ooal Gown body pillow for all her nightly needs. Yo, Ruler of Nazarick, you might want to please your lady before she literally explodes.
#1: Tomoko Kuroki
“Watamote” (2013)
Oh Tomoko, deep down we all know any guy would be lucky to have you as a girlfriend…but you REALLY don’t do yourself any favours. Raised on erotic video games and prone to falling into more cringe-worthy situations than thought humanly possible, Tomoko’s quest to snag a boy and lose her v-card has only resulted in social misery. Yet she still persists, only to find herself falling into more and more embarrassment. While you’d hope she’d learn to take it easy, it’s more than likely that her unbridled lust is going to persist. The thirst is indeed strong with this one.