Top 10 Hilarious Movie Scenes You Can Never Unsee

Script written by Q.V. Hough Clear your mind and count to 10. Join http;//www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Hilarious Movie Scenes You Can Never Unsee. For this list, we're focusing specifically on funny but absurd or shocking scenes from feature films that stay with you long after the final frame, and are excluding stunts as seen in the Jackass series. Special thanks to our user Jordan Albers for submitting the idea using our interactive suggestion tool at WatchMojo.comsuggest
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Top 10 Hilarious Movie Scenes You Can Never Unsee



Clear your mind and count to 10. Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the Top 10 Hilarious Movie Scenes You Can Never Unsee.

For this list, we’re focusing specifically on funny but absurd or shocking scenes from feature films that stay with you long after the final frame, and are excluding stunts as seen in the “Jackass” series. In other words, the scenes must be part of a cohesive narrative.

#10: Micropeen
“The Hangover” (2009)

After a roofie experiment gone wrong, Alan and his self-described “Wolfpack” awaken to unique circumstances in Sin City, and while they obviously had some major problems to address, it was a tiny little micropenis that would further convolute the plot. Hungover and packed into a Mercedes, the gang recognizes a strange sound coming from the trunk, and out pops Leslie Chow, a very naked Asian man with a unique set of skills. In this case, the term “micropenis” would be generous, as this man doesn’t actually seem to have a human penis at all… well, at least given the massive patch of pubic hair, so it’s easy to understand Leslie’s feistiness aka “short man syndrome” due to a startling lack of male genitalia.

#9: Mr. Hankey
“Team America: World Police” (2004)

When Team America infiltrated a Cairo terrorist organization and finds themselves criticized by a Hollywood union known as “F.A.G.,” two of the members decide to accept their feelings and enjoy the touch of each other’s puppetry. But much to the surprise of viewers, Gary and Lisa really took it to each other hard - like porn star hard – and just when you thought their puppet sex couldn’t get even more graphic, sweet Lisa plops out a Mr. Hanky on the face of her lover. In a movie filled with such passion and raunch, Gary touches on the same themes in the poignant and certainly unforgettable conclusion with an impassioned speech to the United Nations.

#8: Hot Tub Roberta
“About Schmidt” (2002)

Despite being a widower and a former Woodman of the World, Warren R. Schmidt wasn’t quite ready for any hanky panky during a Winnebago trip to prevent his daughter from marrying a sketchy waterbed salesman named Randall. After all, it was a waterbed that wrecked his back, and it was Randall’s naked Mom that wrecked his mind once she dropped her itchy robe and waded slowly into a hot tub. Sure, not every woman needs a Beyonce-like body to be confident, but this moment caught pretty much everybody off guard and probably didn’t leave their memories anytime soon.

#7: Nuts on a Tom
“Step Brothers” (2008)

What’s the worst thing you can do to a self-involved, 40-year old man that lives with his parents and loves to play the drums? Well, when you’re that man’s equally troubled stepbrother, you can drop your pants, step into his beat laboratory and drop your sweaty balls on his favorite musical instrument. Such was the case with Dale Doback and Brennan Huff, as the self-proclaimed “Nighthawk” lost his patience when “Dragon” smelled something in the air. Of course, Dale had, in fact, played the drum set, and he was about to play even more music with his own set of drums… aka his testicles.

#6: Death by Penis
“Scary Movie” (2000)

Nobody expects to pass away a young age, and certainly nobody expects to be killed by a bathroom erection. Unfortunately for Ray Wilkins, a cute little game of tickle-tickle effectively ended his screening of “Shakespeare in Love” after he is violated by an unknown penis. And by “violated,” we mean he was viciously lobotomized by a plunging dick. All is fair in love and war, but this man forgot the golden rule that you never play around in a public bathroom stall. And so, his autopsy report will forever read “death by penis” and his death will always remain in our minds.

#5: Dunkaccino
“Jack and Jill” (2011)

In perhaps the most horrible movie ever made, the one and only Al Pacino stars as himself, a man fully enraptured by the luscious Jill. To please the “woman,” Pacino agrees to work for her twin brother’s ad agency, which leads to a most dreadful coffee promo known as “Dunkaccino.” Somehow, this scene not only has Pacino rhyming about a new brew, but it also has Pacino performing his best Broadway moves to a hip-hop beat. In the end, he recognizes the brutal truth and subsequently puts out a hit on all existing footage. It was a clever gimmick for the plot, yet it was a cruel move to force the experience on innocent moviegoers.

#4: Dark Peter
“Spider-Man 3” (2007)

For years, moviegoers of all ages have identified with the unassuming ways of Peter Parker, but that all changed in 2007 thanks to a devastating sequence of events that will forever taint our perception of Spider-Man. Under the influence of a symbiote, Peter’s behavior changes noticeably as he transforms into a jolly street-dancing douche; part ladies man and part emo asshole. Much like Al Pacino in “Jack and Jill,” Peter succumbed to faux white man funk - albeit through no fault of his own. And for a brief moment in time, the world stopped as we all wondered if Peter might actually be a serial killer.

#3: Zipper Fail
“There’s Something About Mary” (1998)

Just a mere four years after Harry Dunne’s ass exploded in “Dumb and Dumber,” the Farrelly Brothers produced yet another iconic movie moment - but it’s this one that is painful to watch, especially for the fellas. Dressed to impress for his high school prom, Ted experiences a bit of a ball sack snafu, frightening not only poor Charlie but also moviegoers as they waited for the inevitable zipper shot. Once it came, nobody would ever be the same, but after all, it wasn’t us with our nutsack thoroughly clenched tight but Ted. Still, both men and women alike could feel this man’s inner turmoil and physical pain, even it was exceptionally entertaining.

#2: Creamy Surprise
“National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002)

When a frat boy appropriately named “Dick” Bagg gets in the way of Van Wilder’s love life, well, it results in a creamy surprise for the members of Sigma Theta Upsilon (aka Semen Theta Upsilon.) In this scene, we see these men enjoy pastry treats with seemingly tasty insides, and then we see these men realize that Van Wilder punked them good by replacing the actual sweets with bulldog semen, courtesy of Colossus. It’s simply not possible to watch this scene without puking a bit inside, as both the visuals and sound design produce an unforgettable effect. This was indeed a colossal fail on the part of the frat boys, as the seed of Colossus filled their mouths full. You might say they weren’t ready for this jelly.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
- Jaw Spike
- “Hot Fuzz” (2007)
- Bart’s Nude Skateboarding
- “The Simpsons Movie” (2007)
- Can You Believe This Shit?
- “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008)

#1: Sexy Time?
“Borat” (2006)

When Sacha Baron Cohen’s infamous mockumentary hit theaters, nobody was surprised by the outrageous antics of the fictional journalist Borat Sagdiyev. However, nobody was expecting to witness a nude wrestling match between him and his equally hairy producer Azamat, a man with a rather hefty backside. Unfortunately for everybody, the extended sequence featured the two men in positions you’ll never be able to unsee, whether it be a sweaty ass-plant to the face or your classic nut grab. By the end, Borat high-tailed it down the hallway with a comically large censor bar following him the whole way. And then, it started all over again.

Do you agree with our list? What is your favorite hilarious movie scene you can never unsee? For more mind-blowing Top 10s published daily, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com.
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