1. Drinking within 4 to 6 hours of bedtime
2. Eating nothing since lunch
3. Having caffeine after noon
4. Eating a big meal after 7 p.m.
5. Working up a sweat within 4 hours of bedtime
6. Smoking just before turning out the light
7. Keeping your iPhone, iPad, or PDA by the bed
8. Napping after 3 p.m
9. Taking a hot bath just before bed
10. Working till bedtime
1. Weight gain/ Lack of Exercise
2. Money/ Thriftiness
3. Antisocial Working Hours
4. Hygiene issues (personal cleanliness)
5. In-laws/ Extended family
6. Lack of Romance
7. Alcohol
8. Snoring, Antisocial Bedtime Habits
9. Lapsed Fashion/ Same Old Underwear
10/ Bathroom Habits/ Stray Nail Cuttings
Joe Dirt’ Copyright 2001 Columbia Pictures, Inc.
Mullets (like Joe Dirt’s), ponytails and rattails are all turnoffs for most women.
1. Ponytails or Rattails
2. Gigantic Jewelry
3. Back Hair
4. Frosted Highlights
5. Poor Oral Hygiene
6. Too Much Cologne
7. Scraggly or Overly Bushy Beards
8. Speedos
9. Short Shorts
10. Stained Clothing
1. Don’t reminisce about Valentine’s Days past (with previous lovers)…with your current date.
2. Don’t use Valentine’s Day to break bad news (especially if you’re planning on breaking up.)
3. Don’t re-gift Valentine’s Day presents.
4. Don’t go on a blind date for Valentine’s Day.
5. Don’t watch a load of sappy movies if you’re bummed about being dateless on Valentine’s Day.
6. Don’t have a one-night stand on Valentine’s Day.
7. Don’t be a Valentine’s Day “Grinch.”
8. Don’t make Valentine’s Day a “competition.”
9. Don’t be “third wheel” on Valentine’s Day.
10. Don’t “overdo it” on Valentine’s Day.
You may want to avoid calling someone “dabomb” nowadays.
According to the Dept. of Homeland Security the following words, phrases and idioms are henceforth verboten:
1. Target audience
2. The movie bombed
3. I have a question. “Shoot!
4. Attack ad
5. He shot his big mouth off
6. Over my dead body!
7. Annie get your gun
8. Bullets over Broadway
9. Killer app
10. I almost died laughing
Job seekers may want to search through their résumés and cover letters and reconsider using any instances of these words:
1. Extensive experience
2. Innovative
3. Motivated
4. Results-oriented
5. Dynamic
6. Proven track record
7. Team player
8. Fast-paced
9. Problem solver
10. Entrepreneurial
1. Oatmeal
2. Ginger
3. Aloe vera
4. Salad
5. Banana
6. Melon
7. fennel
8. Chicken and turkey
9. Fish and seafood
10. Roots and greens
1. Your date is devoted to another.
2. Your spending habits don’t match.
3. Your politics are too different.
4. Your sweetie just doesn’t get your jokes.
5. Your love interest isn’t ready.
6. Your honey wants kids and you don’t (or vice versa).
7. Your tastes are too different.
8. Your lifestyles clash.
9. Your first connection fizzles.
10. Your relationship has you on edge.
According to Match.com
1- Skipping meals
2- Uncontrollable snacking
3- Banning All Snacks
4- Thinking low-fat means no-fat
5- Drinking calories
6- Dumping Dairy
7- Fast food treats
8- Obsessive weighing
9- Unrealistic goals
10- Avoiding exercise
1. Smoking
2. Sun
3. Popping Pimples
4. Drinking Alcohol
5. Lack of Sleep
6. Junky Eating Habits
7. Sleeping with Makeup On
8. Tattoos and Piercing
9. Overplucking and Ingrowns
10. Everything You Never Thought to Worry About…dirty phone receivers, hair products, etc.
