Reese Witherspoon, Photo Credit: Matt Sayles/AP and Amanda Peet, Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/GettyImages
Best Dressed
10. Reese Witherspoon
9. Emma Stone
8. Evan Rachel Wood
7. Berenice Bejo
6. Claire Danes
5. Laura Dern
4. Viola Davis
3. Kate Beckinsale
2. Angelina Jolie
1. Sofia Vergara
Worst Dressed
10. Amy Poehler
9. Jessica Lange
8. Madonna
7. Paula Patton
6. Mary J. Blige
5. Amanda Peet
4. Callie Thorne
3. Michelle Williams
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar
1. Piper Perabo
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10. If you’re dating a frog, make sure your wardrobe is waterproof. If you’re dating moi’s frog, you’re toast, sister!
9. The best things in life are free. But only if you’re being comped.
8. Be happy with who you are. And if this doesn’t work for you, then be happy with who I am!
7. Don’t be a fashion victim: If you enter a room and it’s assumed that you lost the bet…go home and change.
6. Watch what vous eat: My advice: Never eat anything you can’t lift.
5. Avoid body piercing: Moi much prefers to skewer others.
4. Remember that style comes in all sizes. So, the bigger you are, the more style you have, n’est ce pas!?
3. Never wear anything that makes it impossible to enter a room without turning sideways.
2. Your wardrobe should always make a statement. Mine says: “Hey, look at moi! I’m wearing haute couture…and you’re not!”
1. If it’s expensive (and he’s paying)…it fits!
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#1 Lady Gaga
Category: Music
Earnings: $90 million
#2 Oprah Winfrey
Category: Television
Earnings: $290 million
#3 Justin Bieber
Category: Music
Earnings: $53 million
#4 U2
Category: Music
$195 million
#5 Elton John
Category: Music
Earnings: $100 million
#6 Tiger Woods
Category: Athletes
Earnings: $75 million
#7 Taylor Swift
Category: Music
Earnings: $45 million
#8 Bon Jovi
Category: Music
Earnings: $125 million
#9 Simon Cowell
Category: Television
Earnings: $90 million
#10 LeBron James
Category: Athletes
Earning: $48 million
10. Selena Gomez
9. The Kardashian Sisters
8. Zoe Saldana
7. Whitney Port
6. Taylor Swift
5. Rihanna
4. Lauren Conrad
3. Lady Gaga
2. Leighton Meester
1. Blake Lively
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1. Be referred to as ‘Kate’
2. Vote
3. Run for political office
4. Escape the scrutiny
5. Play Monopoly
6. Say or do anything controversial
7. Eat shellfish
8. Work
9. Sign anything unofficial
10 Finish her dinner
1. Halle Berry
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Britney Spears
4. Salma Hayek
5. Jessica Alba
6. Jennifer Lopez
7. Kate Beckinsale
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Teri Hatcher
10. Monica Bellucci
Joe Dirt’ Copyright 2001 Columbia Pictures, Inc.
Mullets (like Joe Dirt’s), ponytails and rattails are all turnoffs for most women.
1. Ponytails or Rattails
2. Gigantic Jewelry
3. Back Hair
4. Frosted Highlights
5. Poor Oral Hygiene
6. Too Much Cologne
7. Scraggly or Overly Bushy Beards
8. Speedos
9. Short Shorts
10. Stained Clothing
1. Neglecting to wash your face causes blackheads
2. Anti-dandruff shampoos eliminate flakes
3. Stress causes gray hair
4. Brush your teeth after eating
5. More shaving cream results in a better shave
6. Don’t use moisturizer if you have oily skin
7. Hats cause hair loss
8. Shave in a downward motion with long strokes to avoid irritation
9. Eating chocolate leads to breakouts
10. Shaving makes hair grow back faster and thicker
1. Houston, TX
2. Dallas, TX
3. Baltimore, MD
4. Columbus, OH
5. Indianapolis, IN
6. Philadelphia, PA
7. Phoenix, AZ
8. San Antonio, TX
9. Jacksonville, FL
10. San Diego, CA
1. Lady Gaga
2. M.I.A.
3. Venus Williams
4. Prince
5. Rihanna
6. Britney Spears
7. Rita Wilson
8. Taylor Momsen
9. Charo
10. Heidi Klum
