Ryan O’Neil - fired a “warning shot” during an argument with his son, knocked out his son’s two front teeth, put daughter on a cocaine diet so she’d lose weight, telling his daughter “you cut the wrong way” after her failed suicide attempt.
Byron Keith Perkins - was in jail awaiting sentencing on gun- and drug-possession charges. Was temporarily released to give a kidney to his ailing son. Promptly disappeared to Mexico with his girlfriend.
Thomas Beatie - Transgender man who gave birth earlier this year.
Woody Allen - Had an affair with his wife’s adopted daughter, who was 35 years younger than him.
Johnny Eric Marlowe - Circumsized his two sons with a utility knife.
Eliot Spitzer - Client of a high-profile hooker.
William Ligue Jr. - 3-year-old Ligue and his 15-year-old son beat up Kansas City Royals coach Tom Gamboa at a game a few years ago.
David Hasselhoff - Enlisted his then-16-year-old daughter to film him the next time he fell off the wagon. You know how that went.
Michael Lohan - Secret-daughter rumors, custody battles, talk-show appearances, tabloid tell-alls and a leech on his daughters’ careers.
The Superbreeder - This guy in the United Arab Emirates has fathered 78 children by 15 women.
