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10. If you’re dating a frog, make sure your wardrobe is waterproof. If you’re dating moi’s frog, you’re toast, sister!
9. The best things in life are free. But only if you’re being comped.
8. Be happy with who you are. And if this doesn’t work for you, then be happy with who I am!
7. Don’t be a fashion victim: If you enter a room and it’s assumed that you lost the bet…go home and change.
6. Watch what vous eat: My advice: Never eat anything you can’t lift.
5. Avoid body piercing: Moi much prefers to skewer others.
4. Remember that style comes in all sizes. So, the bigger you are, the more style you have, n’est ce pas!?
3. Never wear anything that makes it impossible to enter a room without turning sideways.
2. Your wardrobe should always make a statement. Mine says: “Hey, look at moi! I’m wearing haute couture…and you’re not!”
1. If it’s expensive (and he’s paying)…it fits!
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