1. The inevitable Leno/Conan cracks
2. You don’t have to sit through an acceptance speech for best short film (live action)
3. The cast of ‘Glee’
4. The season’s first chance for a real fashion faux pas
5. Blame it on the alcohol
6. You will invariably use OMG and WTF throughout the whole thing
7. Two words: Ricky Gervais
8. The underground society of Golden Globes voters
9. Kanye West will not be there
10. You can watch celerities chow down