Top 10 Signs You’re Bad At Dating

17 Dec 2009

1. You can go to a crowded bar and not meet someone
The best way to start a conversation is with a smile.

2. Funky chicken
If you’re self-conscious about the way you dance, you aren’t going to attract the opposite sex. If you wanna meet and greet, you’ve gotta start by letting yourself get down on the dance floor.

3. So close, yet so far away
Do you ever go up to the bar alone and order next to a stud? Luck is being in the right place at the right time. Now make a move!!

4. Don’t get jealous, get even
Do you have a friend who gives out her number twice as much as you and you don’t understand how? If so, start using her as a wingwoman.

5. Mixin’ business with pleasure
If you want him/her to call you make sure that he/her puts your number in their phone! People lose business cards and numbers written on napkins after a night of drinking.

6. You’re bad at breakups
When you settle for someone you’re not into, you’re not giving yourself the opportunity to date someone you may really, really like!

7. Dead on approach
Do you say hi to people you pass by every day, like security guards, the dude that toasts your bagel, and the checkout girl at the drug store? Well, you should. It not only makes you approachable to them, but other people will notice that you’re friendly, open, and easy to talk to.

8. Smooth sailing on the friendship
Have you ever lost a friend because they were crushing on you and turning the relationship into something more serious failed? Friends should fall for you and vice versa. If they’re not, something is rotten in the state of your ability to romance.

9. Company man
Going out with your platonic friends of the opposite sex just get in the way- even if they’re gay.

10. Change clothes and go
Do not always go out in the same clothes you go to work in. I’m not saying you dress risque for happy hour drinks, but you need to feel sexy to look it.

According to CNN Living